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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.













  • Reminds me of a joke somewhere.

    One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around “What in heaven’s name is that‽”
    The nurse quickly guides her away and replies “That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you’ve gotta, you’ve gotta. He’s been given a private room to not bother the other patients.”

    Some time later they walk by another room, where there’s a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks “What the- what is going on in here‽”
    The nurse answers: “same condition as the other guy, better insurance.”

    * replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you’d like.


  • Let’s see. One of my campaigns we have:

    • A Dhampir Paladin whose surname is Van Helsing, who fights enemies by trying to suck their blood
    • A Death domain Cleric, who’s OOC made it very clear that they’re gonna go into necromancy
    • An Eldritch Knight fighter
    • A Firbolg druid with 1 level in Rogue who took that level so she has access to weapon mastery (we started at level 4)
    • Me, a Battle Master fighter.

    I swear, I think I’m gonna prep a Drow Assassin Rogue as a backup character.

    (NINJA) EDIT: Y’know, I’m gonna prep the sheet already, just in case.