“The Onion isn’t funny anymore” -salty libs

Critical support for Comrade Trump

I was going to ask for the alternative. Using fun bucks I don’t have?

You wouldn’t make it on the grad

Does he have a script that pings him whenever he’s mentioned here? There’s always one down vote on anything mentioning him.

Yep and then a helpful programmer from the North Korean army offers to take it off his hands.

Isn’t sorta the same thing as the rule with nukes? Nobody should have them or everyone should.

No

I’m pretty sure I fund “our media operation”

I unironically support this order.

Wait they’re not being ironic?

Sometimes old people turn into baby children and have a meltdown over seemingly nothing (they’re usually having a flashback to some similar moments in their own childhood that were responded to with violence)

Ah, you can see why I didn’t recognize her.

I feel like this is really funny, but need context

This image is just gonna get a few more inches stapled onto it every year, isn’t it?

The Underground bit in Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. Anytime there’s semi-forced stealth that game grinds to a halt.

Who would have known that an idea that was shot down a century ago could fail?

They’re basically one in the same

Because you’re browsing Stormfront

Perfect! Something short form I can shoot to the uninformed. It may spark them to do their own research.