So if you can’t do anything, resign?

Incredible democracy in which one side has 49% of the vote and yet is reduced to shidding and crying

‘we can’t do anything’

promptly executive by the house of saud

It’s actually incredibly deflating this dumbass empire has maintained supremacy this long, and that the USSR lost to this gaggle of clowns. They’ve literally only had one good imperialist in FDR (and Truman, I guess) and since then it’s been a series of missteps and errors

3 days from now

‘The wokes are making me APOLOGIZE for being Christian, can you believe it?’

Who? Brother, the party never stops. They’ll blame the minorities for food prices because they uh eat food

Anyone who voted for trump by using eggs as an excuse is a grade A imbecile

I think you’re absolutely right, that they’re desperate and floundering.

But on the other hand I think of Milei and how he gutted, like, 60% of the Argentine government in less than a year.

Holy fuck lmao

Well, I just received an email from the agency’s undersecretary:

In furtherance of President Trump’s EO, “Defending Women”, agency has updated its style guide to revise the email signature block and remove the use of personal pronouns.

What absolute fuckery

We all know that’s not getting cut and that’s not what Melon is referring to here

What’s up with conflating all government workers as intelligence operatives and military personnel?

He speaks and looks like an incredibly, very healthy person

It’s going to be 4 years of talking about a nonexistant party while Trump does awful shit, isn’t it?

I’m going to need the same level of exquisite quality control that goes into his rockets and cars

I don’t get it. The modern dishwasher was invented far after his death. How could he have said this?

One party state

I literally am not able to downvote things, there is no down button for me

Public gestures and words have power, don’t be a nerd

You can’t downvote things…

Honestly, I don’t think it will happen. I’ve otherwise been pretty nonplussed given my situation, I just try not to read about this stuff.