Great, glad we elected a billionaire.

Sauce?

As a smoker and one-time bar-goer, I’d agree those sound unlikely given the details. Shared lost time in that first situation is definitely an interesting one, strange world! I’m sure it was hazy, but did you both start the lost time (and/or come to) at the exact same moments?

Two other rational, though more sinister/unfortunate conclusions could also be that you smoked some bad (ie fake or laced) weed and someone spiked your drink at the bar.

Situation 1: did you have and smoke more from that same batch any other times? /Did your friend bring their own stuff?

Situation 2: could have gotten drugged unfortunately, but fortunately left before blacking out and managed to get yourself home.

100% the simplest and most harmless explanations are most likely, not suggesting that the worst case scenario is probable. Just thinking of other possibilities.

My only experiences with missing time are most likely epilepsy-related, so I’ve never thought much of one beyond that. Seizures can feel pretty strange by definition, so I don’t think I would know how to guess if something else caused a given episode.

Say, could I borrow a pencil? I’m always losing mine, I’ll tell ya… And a lasagna, if it isn’t a terrible inconvenience?

That one’s even thinner.

Jk my b, seemed like the most likely interpretation of thin.

Hmm, why does the hominid that just discovered hunting and whose most efficient tool is a rock have a physique that suggests high levels of activity and low access to sugars, fats, and surplus calories?

A second health bar!?

“I just wanna get high and sing, man. I don’t even like jewelry.”

For sale, used once.

I wonder how many people told Tom Morello he’d get more conservative with age. He’s just keeps doing the work with Woody Guthrie’s facist-killing machine.

Age Against the Machine. Fuck yeah.

It is possible that many soft foods could still cause issues, like small seeds in a smoothie or the skin of a bean getting stuck somewhere and causing issues. I’d follow the common advice in this thread and take some ideas of very soft foods to your doctor and ask about them specifically. Might as well make sure, but if they double down on only those 3 foods being safe, I’d trust em at that point.

Smoothies and beans are top options if you have any flexibility though, so many ways you can make/flavor both.

My grandfather did the same time and time again, really ticked me off. I tried to live up to the mantle, but full-sized clocks were too big. I couldn’t even bear to watch. The difference may feel minute, but my grandpa always rubbed it in. He’d say “what’s mine is hours.” The man could kill time like no other, though, gotta hand it to that cuckoo bastard.

Gosh I love that loam though

What storyline is this? And give me your ketamine

Just like many Russian accidents, those undersea cables just fell out of windows.

Apparently, if that context in the body is eaten, it will be remembered by the head

“Think of how dumb the average person is. Then realize half of em are dumber than that.” -George Washington Carver

Ope, that was fun. Time to eat.

Can someone ELI5 what it even means to solve something in a 4th-32nd+ dimension? Or what those dimensions are I guess?

I always heard (though didn’t really understand either) that the 4th dimension has something to do with time in space time, but this article makes it sound like you could buy 26D glasses or something.