“If we hit that bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”
“In the game of chess, you never let your opponent see your pieces.”
-2025, Donal Trump adding his two cents to Project 2025
Yahtzee
Sham-pag-knee?
I didn’t realise you were such a coin-a-sewer.
she’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro!
We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I have made it with a woman. Kif! Inform the crew!
Holy shit this blows my mind.
All my life to this point I thought he said “I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men.”
Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.
A sexy mistake.
That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.
Huh? Leela! Leela. So it’s you I’ve been attracted to. Oh, God, I’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
Kif, I’m sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.
With how many “freedom of access” or whatever they call it trips america does through contested waters double dog daring someone, anyone to shoot them, America would 1000% do this in the space age, just to “assert ~~dominance ~~ freedom” because whats better then wasting time and money and taunting war
