Bad Bunny is the Hispanic equivalent of mumble rap. Great guy, makes some really fun music! But I can’t understand a word he says in his songs and I’m Hispanic.

Best if viewed on the high seas

This would kill me

Shut up! Don’t give them any ideas!

Hold on, let me find my tiniest fiddle.

Most Cuban families came illegally. So much so that it was a joke, “fresh off the boat” and all that. I have no sympathy for them. They got what they voted for.

“Oh, they only voted for him because he said he would only go after the criminals”… Yeah, doesn’t take a Master’s Degree in Psychology or Political Science to see her was lying and that it was just an excuse to demonize and go after all immigrant communities. Especially because the rest of us were shouting SO LOUDLY that he would do exactly this.

Oh hey! Here’s my fiddle. Let me play you the tiniest sad song.

*Edited a few things. It was very early and my brain wasn’t fully turned on.

Can I get off this ride already?..

Our philosophy, “No tickey, no worky”.

It really only works if your boss backs you on that, which I’m lucky enough to have.

The only time I go to the movies is when AMC has it’s weekly “half off” days on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. $7 for a ticket is reasonable in my opinion.

They are no better than the Nazis.

Classic love story

This is my method for keeping healthy. Can’t get sick if I drink copious amounts of whiskey

I love the car breaking scene!

480 minutes is technically still “minutes”.

Something something alluding to Adventure Zone

Here, let me help.

Big Oil, a few Arab governments, some Saudi princes probably

The best app to find hot single in your area

I wonder if there’s a way for the devs to build the game using a secret key or something, where if a studio pulls some shit like this they can just take the key with them and all the work put into the game is effectively useless without it.

“I don’t even own, let alone have read, that many books. But still…”

Very, very slowly

How do I get this formatted correctly?