Still perplexed Nintendo hasn’t released atomic purple joycons.

Well, it did take a while for Fashion-Lizard to stop being Fascism-Lizard.

Also because the show is about people dealing with ordinary problems that we all have, but doing absolutely insane things to solve them. The actors are just really good at comedic timing and delivery.

Seriously, it’s just a fancy auto-complete. It knows nothing.

Probably. If I were Vance, whether the Never Trump thing was genuine or I was just a power hungry asshole, I’d be positioning myself to look like the sane one in the administration so that I could remove Trump via the 25th in 2027 and be hailed as the guy who saved America from him. I’d also be egging Trump and Musk on to be as terrible as possible as publicly as possible.

Delicious Dick

And if Zelda has taught me anything it’s that chickens are unstoppable killing machines.

The war wasn’t Burnham’s fault in any way. T’Kuvma was starting a war one way or the other. Georgiou might have survived with a different first officer, though.

Well, Troi is apparently one of the best councilors in Starfleet, so…

That sentence is still valid if you drop the last four words.

Vance used to be the face of Never Trump, which makes his actual motives a mystery. The best possibility would rely on him pulling a long con, but so would the worst possibility.

Lactose intolerance should just cause indigestion, not bloody stool. Definitely check with your doctor.

Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about

I’m beginning to suspect he only likes that letter because it’s the middle part of a swastika.

Please don’t, at least not without other states. Cali leaving would hand the Republicans even greater control of the House and screw over the other blue states.

*emergency induction port

They showed that with their first translation. The second, more literal, translation is to explain the pun.

ATLA/TLOK didn’t, as Zaheer and the Earth Queen found out.

Vista with updates was also shockingly stable. 7 on launch was really just Vista with a new taskbar skin.

At least some of them probably can’t afford to replace it if they sell it.

There was that time Sega suddenly dropped the Saturn into the US market months ahead of schedule. Shot themselves in the foot doing it, too.