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I was fortunate enough to experience death last month. Here’s what it taught me about customers.

"How much will you tip?

“TITS!”

Built a new PC for the first time in a decade last spring. Went full team red for the first time ever. Very happy with that choice so far.

Guilt? There is no guilt in Russia, only vodka and defenestration.

Is this “has seen” or “is really into”?

Jak 2 fucked my 13 year old brain up.

Having played the first game a little late, I rushed off to spend my savings on the sequel as soon as it came out. I was not ready for the dark turn it took. It was like someone had snuck GTA 3 into a kids game without any one noticing, going from a cute but kind of dirty kids game to a dark city with cars and guns where you could run over people and get into a fight with the cops.

It’s not the news you’re looking for, but you deserve to know about OpenGOAL nonetheless.

It’s a project that aims to revive the programming language that the Jak & Daxter series was written in. They’ve mostly succeeded in porting the first game, and somebody has already made mods for it.

Now port them for real, cowards.

Like I know that this is just spam for a scam game and it’ll get rightly nuked soon, but can I just take the time to mention how delightfully shit a name for a game “teen patti master” is?

You hit the exact right combination between potentially NSFW, useless and confusing.

Kudos, now fuck off.

Or they’re switching packaging, and one is selling less / more than the others so is from the older / new packaging.

Every two weeks? That seems a bit hectic. Can we do something like maybe once every two months?

They’re not worried about threats to the nuclear family and abortion, they’re just trying to make people who consider themselves nuclear families (potential voters) think that Democrats are the ones who are threatening them, so that they will be more likely to vote for the Republicans.

That was an absolutely spectacular read. Thank you so much.

Alert.

It’s broken. The initiative die in BG3 is a d4, which makes the bonus from alert game-breakingly good.

I am honestly not sure if you’re joking or not

Nice writeup!

A few minor things:

• Liturgy isn’t the second double-fire frame, Wild Style was the second.
• Something New from Solstice was technically the first stasis 120

Very good work otherwise. Keep it up!

As hard as it was to get, The Tower of Power was solid, standing erect over the competition.

This wrinkly, flaccid dingle-dangle pales in comparison to the pitch-black proud pillar of raw potent power of the original.

Neither is “loved” and “most subscribed to”

I think bloodborne holds a lot of reverence because of the themes it portrays. Besides Sekiro, which also has a cult following, all the other Souls games are based in and around medieval fantasy of some sort.

Bloodborne starts in Victorian England with a Van Helsing story and the descends into Lovecraft really fast. For a lot of people, myself included, that’s inherently a more interesting setting than medieval fantasy. People who are into victorian England are really passionate about it, and people who are into Lovecraft are really into Lovecraft.

It’s an excellent game, was a lot of peoples first From Software game, and unlike the majority of big titles from that time period, hasn’t been ported, updated or remastered.

Additionally, out of all the “Souls” games, Bloodborne is still the only one that can’t be played at over 30fps.