“I love buttplugs”

That was me until I saw the

the evil buttplug

Yeah piss is a relatively peaceful protest when you consider the other things they could have thrown at your car. More violent people would throw a particular variety of cocktail at it usually. Now I wouldn’t condone such a thing outside of Minecraft of course.

I can’t believe that antifa fascist pissed my pants!

Damn, hopefully you can get a job at the dick licking factory 🫂

It’s almost like it’s not gonna be any different whether there’s a sham election or not (btw happy cakeday)

JDPON Bard leading a protracted people’s war against the despotic empire.

THEY’RE STOPPING ME FROM SUCKING COCK!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BOOK NINETEEN-EIGHTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEE- gets shot and dies

I agree

I NEED money

Oops! All Nazis!

Sigma Rule #90132830579807659310754^7326: Show the betas your cock on purpose to assert dominance.

I interpreted it as a shitpost but there’s so much going on that it’s hard to even tell what it’s trying to say(which I take as the intention, which means you succeeded)

This gave me a headache. Also we’re on a 3d politcal compass now? How many axes until mfs realize this model doesn’t fucking work.

WAITER! ONE MORE BADPOST PLEASE!

504.4 Bad Gateway FM, You’re home for REAL ROCK, ROCK, and MORE ROCK

car crash sound effect

gorilla sound effect

police siren sound effect

THIS IS THE REAL ROCK STATION

glass shattering sound effect

cow sound effect

THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANDPA’S ROCK!

plays Imagine Dragons

1. B
2. B
3. A

He couldn’t handle Intellifuck

REVISIONIST!!!