I was shown this the other day and I was laughing for minutes straight
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Damn hope your bones heal well.
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Still love the Intellifuck
Maxxxing out my IQ by dropping 10 dickpills and acing my finals with a raging hardon
I wasn’t even worried about bone rot until they mentioned it. It certainly causes whatever that is.
This is not a thing where Iive
I want to be intellifuck just like einstein.Okay first you want to get with your cousin
I once saw a man have a heart attack from taking some of these. It is a gamble taking a pill with an unknown ammount of unkown substances.
His girlfriend looked happy though.
He couldn’t handle Intellifuck
:potion-seller:
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Well, so long as there’s no bone rot, I’ll try it
My no bone rot packaging has a lot of people asking questions that were already answered by the packaging.
Well what you’re really trying to avoid is boner rot.
I want to have fuck time with you.
“Nothing on this package indicates that these are dick pills.”
-Albert Einstein
how am i supposed to increase my fuck speed without diarrhea? the physics do not pencil out on this one, gentlemen.
Surely diarrhea is what increases fuck strength, fuck speed would require alternating pissing and shidding.
you would think so, but the “clench and shiver” technique of a sudden diarrhea attack accelerates hip thrusting by an order of magnitude.
Looking for the obvious plant logo, can’t find it, so these must be real
mine eyes have seen the glory/of the gas station dick pill…
I’m not shidding out my doodoo ass/to fuck rhinoceros
I was thinking
It gave me great big boner/now I am extremely ill
What about Pill Station Gas Dick?
Do they really sell viagra at gas stations in US? Is anyone gullible enough to buy and consume it?
I know a friend of a friend who had one, did more or less what was advertised but lasted a really long time and gave him a headache. They’re totally unregulated though, having tried one before means basically nothing.
Kinda reminds me of a post on /r/trueanon telling people not to take gas station drugs cause they’re designed not to show up on drug tests so if you have a bad reaction its really hard for the hospital to figure out what you even took
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I know a friend of a friend who had one,
Yeah buddy, we don’t judge. /s
I’m not “brave” enough for that, he was in the navy lmao
lol it’s some cocktail of stuff. don’t know anyone dumb enough to take it though. but it’s wild, you go into the men’s room and you can put a quarter into the machine to dispense a sketchy condom that’s probably expired or full of holes or you can get some dick pill that says pirates booty or horny goat weed with no list of ingredients. they are either a placebo or will send you to the ER.
I know they sell off brand synthetic kratom that’s pretty dangerous, dunno if they also traffic in viagra.
Many of these products do actually contain Viagra and similar drugs. They’ll eventually get pulled from the market and the same guys will form a new company and make a new version.
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I read the title as Gas station dill pickle and I was like hell yeah, gas station pickles rule!
How would it induce avascular necrosis (Bone rot)? Is there steroids in the normal gas station dick pills?
It’s an advertising gimmick which is meant to imply that the other nine varieties of gas station dick pills hanging next to this one DO cause your dick to fall off while you’re shitting uncontrollably all over the Super 8 Motel.
I don’t think so but the fact it needs to be asked is worrying.
