I believe it’s known as a bussy.

Fair, but not reassuring.

Bold assumption that there’ll be midterms.

…what‽

What lies are being spread?

Okay, you’ve managed to convince me you’re trolling, so I’m going to leave it there. You do you boo.

Surely you can see why people would be sceptical of your claim? If I told everyone I have a talking dog, but whenever they ask for proof I tell them I don’t care to provide any, I wouldn’t expect them to believe me.

And yet you can’t produce any.

And justify it because he’s African American.

Insurance generally, yes. But health insurance, no, especially when it could be funded by taxes like in other countries and still have that same element of shared risk, but without the perverse incentive to let people die just to create a little more profit for the precious shareholders.

Which I appreciate is what you said, but I thought it bore repeating. Other forms of insurance I suspect would be harder to nationalise, but in theory there’s no reason they couldn’t.

I feel I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.

I’m struggling to follow your logic there.

J. D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I’m the sidekick in my own fantasy?

Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.

J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.

Imagine being the wrong kind of asshole and being told you’re no longer welcome at the asshole club.

Lisa: By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock!

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?

Is this only in custom ROMs, or is there a way to do it through normal settings?

Let’s be generous and go with a shartpost.

Is ripping more or less severe than slamming someone?

It’s all also porn.

We happy?

Oh, we happy.