Modern day security at the mall during the photo shoot…“sir, what are you reaching for?! Is it a weap…? Shit! On the floor he’s got a g g g gon! I’m clear to fire! Taking the target out! Bang hang! Hold on guys! Its f… bang! It was a comb! He needed his comb! C’mon! GDR out of my office! Who let you in anyway?”… Something like that. Now a days I have to act very carefully to make sure I’m not looking too sus or other ways that could easily attract lead.
Uhh, that’s an evil angle I hadn’t thought about. One would think that an American would not go there on purpose. Greed yes, but not planned on purpose. If that’s really the case, wow! Just wow.
Sure. Vote… That’s the problem, the voting thing. Not the fact that there are crazy homeless camping in every city who know exactly who to blame for their despair.
Imagine pissing off a group of people so large that they exist in every major city and who have nothing to lose and nothing to fear. Plus some are crazy, hungry and desperate. Would you walk around their camp?
Aw! It’s Satan gray! No wait, its pure evil blue, its a trump!. Nah! If you look closely you’ll notice all the buildings belonged to poor defenseless people. So it’s probably a rich evil asshole!
But the same dads driving… Just pull into thus driveway to do the u-turn! Sure! They don’t mind! Its a driveway!
But if you drink the same silver pills you’ll have that unique RFK voice. Well it won’t be unique if RFK also has it. And you won’t need a tan anymore! You’ll practically be transitions! Just like transitions glasses, with enough silver in your skin you’ll change colors out in the sun! Yey! Everybody wins!
Its great! And if you pop the miniature eyes that grow behind your ear in the first month, you don’t have to get them surgically removed! A lot of people might think “hmm extra eyes! Heck yeah!” But what they don’t get is how weird everything looks from behind. And the blinking! Nobody wants to be behind you and watch you blink. But you just pop them first sight and you’ll be happy as a clown!.. Clam! Sorry!
That’s my oversimplification of socialism/Communism. I believe that there’s definetly plenty of the basic stuff to keep people from going homeless and hungry. The governments should provide at least that. Then above that you can work to buy a computer and a phone or fancy pants. A safety net should exist. And it can be basic so the rich don’t complain. “Why should they get X if they didn’t work Y”. Because by the same token, how is it possible for one man to earn thousands of times more than another?
I don’t know, even 7am (at some home depots only maybe? ) I remember the 2x4’s had already been picked thru. No, this Saturday was definetly a no sale type of wood pile. Maybe artificially wet to keep it from obtaining its true home depot dumbledwarf magic wand waviness.
A little unrelated but still related… I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4…yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10’ and 8’ were full to the top.
You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody’s buying! Nobody’s working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there’s absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C’mon! There’s just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.
This but the hands displaying “how big it was”
In Kenmore WA, you could hear a pin drop. The birds sang and you could hear your self think. It was weirdly quiet.
Somewhere between every man (and woman) for her (him) self and a general safety net for all the truth lies. And it’s probably closer to the safety net. There’s an awful lot of last stupid people, a few hardworking smart and educated people, lots of hardworking smart people and a few handful of rich assholes. Somehow we’re all trapped in this flying ball of dirt.
Except purple, green, and other non-life compatible people colors. They got other problems to worry about temporarily before the inevitable dull pink gray color sets in. I’m sure they would still enjoy the music given a choice.
She’s a woman yes. But her following is composed of people of all colors and genders.
Its a Toy Yoda! …oh a Toyota! Darn. Okay, it’s still good.
Let me explain Catholic religious beliefs. If you get a vagina, you’re a girl. If you get a penis, you’re a boy. If you get a big penis, you’re well endowed. If you get big boobs, you got plastic surgery. If you get a penis and big boobs, you’re the devil and must die, you’re everywhere and everyone and can hear my thoughts when I poop. Same if you have a penis but you used to have a vagina. There are various other combinations regarding clothes where you keep your penis but you tuck it away. Women who dressed as men have on occasions been heroes like Milan, but I can’t think up any at the moment. They’re mostly witches and must be burnt. Amen! Oh but if you got a penis and you like men…hmmm that’s evil. Amen again! And rich assholes are totally fine.
Its okay since the captain is Trump’s cousin’s second mother in-law’s third husband’s Bible study friends’ sister’s husband. He is very talented $$$$. I’m sure the tax payer will be happy to cover it.