

I do what I can
I do what I can
wish my hair just magically did itself in the morning
Anyone think he is gonna get pardoned or is Trump just gonna let a Nobel peace prize winner George Santos languish in prison?
What’s wrong with my line ~ it is all squiggly? Is it because I am gay?
Listen folks, nobody raises tariffs like me BIG, BEAUTIFUL tariffs, the best tariffs! Then, because I’m a very stable genius, I lower them. Why? STRATEGY! The Art of the Deal, people! You gotta keep ‘em guessing! China’s like, ‘Wow, this guy’s crazy!’ (They respect it.) One day it’s 240%, next day it’s 20%. It’s like a roller coaster, but classy. Very classy. SAD losers don’t get it!
Some people are saying this is chaos. WRONG. It’s flexible brilliance. You’re welcome, America!
elongated muskrat has a botched penile implant that exploded his willy
More bills written by quacksalvers, animal magnetizers, hypnotists, and bloodletters, PLEASE! I love it so much!
Mission: Acquired.
Mission: Complete.
Whenever I see these bad haircuts on these evil shitbags I like to think their hairstylists are based and do a shitty job on purpose.
an affront to humanity.
cw: suicide
yesterday i found out my ex girlfriend (trans) killed herself. we had a horrible breakup 10 years ago and she treated me terribly and I cut off all contact. i hate how she just became another trans suicide statistic, but despite all that I still weep for her.
I had some wireless buds, but they just permanently died after sitting in their case in my desk drawer. My partner had the same model but she never used them and they were dead too. (yes, we tried charging them). Bought a cheap pair of wired earbuds for 10 bucks and life is great.
Why even have a budget at this point? Just give the military all of the money. (don’t actually do this)
just shows how lying is OP and if you lie enough it becomes truth to those you lied to
Oh that would have been a good line, “Trump was visibly shaken and cowed into submission by Netanyahu’s intimidating, deimatic display.”
I respect her conviction. Individual action failing to have large impacts is entirely predictable. This shows the importance of organizing. Organize, become a collective threat, force or demand change because you have the power of the collective backing you up. Become intimidating.
Parliamentarian under democrats:
Parliamentarian under republicans:
the turret alone should carry you to silver, how is this even possible?