Are the different tech moguls just competing over who can lick trump’s boot harder?

Musk’s new plan seems to be just draining the treasury into his overseas bank accounts.

I shook my governor’s hand.

Definitely don’t do illegal things if you’re pretty sure you could get away with them because that would be really bad.

Honestly thought turok: dinosaur hunter fucking ruled.

They want to put the genie back in the bottle. But restoring 1950s America means restoring 1950s Earth, and I don’t think countries like China want to give their factories back to the USA (as if the American workforce is even capable of working at such factories).

Old folks will hang out for lengthy periods of time at the post office and chat endlessly with the guy who works there, who is also ready for retirement and constantly putting other people’s mail in our box.

Well, it was nice knowing everyone.

Someone hasn’t been paying attention to Star Trek, since blue quantum torpedoes are clearly much better than regular shitty red photon torpedoes.

I’m going to wear a helmet whenever I go outside since I guess planes will just be falling out of the sky every day now because we have to restore meritocracy and we can’t have woke dei globalist elite traffic controllers.

I loved his short story “the things” but put this one down as soon as it revealed that it was about vampires. Maybe I’ll give it another try.

my parents subscribe to it 💀

I know that we always say this, but it’s becoming really difficult to tell the difference between them. The Trump people are Nazis who are literally heiling Hitler, and the liberals are telling us that they will be happy when the Trump people destroy us because we didn’t vote for Harris. What is the difference?

You have clearly spent a lot of time suffering around libertarians.

I started using hellotalk a year or two ago specifically to ask Chinese people this question. They all told me that it was normal. I would assume it’s more normal in public rather than private schools.

I was in the northeast 💀. I got a 5 on the test though. And it didn’t matter at all. My teacher actually said once in the class that Marx’s analysis was correct, but his conclusions were wrong. Many years later I met him after I had been living abroad for a long time. I told him about the amazing universal health care in the east asian country I had been living in, and he clearly didn’t believe me.

THIS IS WORSE THAN SKIBIDI TOILET—some white lady filming herself in her car (seriously)

Were you in my APUSH class twenty years ago?

Haven’t really spoken to my parents in two years. One of our bones of contention was the fact that they pay for the new york times, if that gives you a hint about their politics.