Closer than they think

Yes, but also, fuck I’m old

Desktop Environments (DE), or the Graphical User Interface (GUI) you use with it. Essentially you can choose the graphics set and layout of your computer. The underlying functionality of your computer doesn’t change too much, but how things get displayed does. Ubuntu by default uses GNOME. but you can install Kubuntu instead of or alongside it and use the KDE environment. I used to have both installed and just chose which one I wanted to use at the login screen. Eventually I moved to the i3 environment as well and would switch to that sometimes because it could be fun to play with. If you’re new to this and use Ubuntu I’d just start with that (GNOME) and then you can branch out from there when you feel ready. KDE runs a bit more efficiently but looks a bit simpler, last I used it.

It is!

Might as well fiddle

Damn, you beat me to exactly the comment I was gonna make by 10 minutes

He’d be better off going to the Canadian Border. Closer, wider, less policed, and just as much of an extradition treaty with Amerikkka as Mexico, but he could disappear into the wilderness until shit dies down like how a bunch of Soviet Leaders lived during their exiles into Siberia. Grow a beard to be extra unrecognizable and socialize with anyone living out there in small towns for mental health and work/supplies.

No way, the obvious choice is

Decoy is best scenario (and brilliant), but it’s NYC so they may just be covering ass and lying too. Which would be hilarious.

“I don’t know what’s happening or why but I wasn’t here”

Here’s hoping it’s a rival CEO who shorted the stock before it jumped 一箭雙鵰

Fast, silent, and can move places cars can’t.

The security guards they need -->