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they’re defintely the same family. still not the same tho
fake: anon wants to be fit
gay: anon likes bears
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The Onion@midwest.social•Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They ProduceEnglish
2·6 hours agodon jr would be a better president than his dad. he’s still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it
when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”
that’s like saying apples and pears are the same thing because they’re both fruits
i don’t talk about it IRL, but online i overshare a lot about mental health shit. sometimes i find a way to work in the fact that i’m tourettic or autistic or bipolar, like…well, like right just now
know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong
why use fancy word when good word do trick?
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Music@lemmy.world•Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"English
16·16 hours agoalso too cowardly to show their face
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politics @lemmy.world•Minnesota Is Just the Beginning. California and New York Are ‘Next’ | The Trump administration appears to be planning to leverage the same playbook used in Minnesota to go after other blue states.
28·17 hours agodidn’t all this somalia bullshit start with one deceptively edited youtube video? like the shit james o’keefe did at project veritas
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World News@lemmy.world•‘Make America Go Away’: The red hat that’s all the rage in GreenlandEnglish
64·17 hours agolet me look up how to say “make greenland great again” in west greenlandic
Kalaallit Nunaat angerlaneqarpoq ajunnginnersaatitaasarlugu
that might be hard to fit on a hat
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Onion forgets the satire (again)
39·18 hours agoSo tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Owner Of Adult Store Stunned After Pentagon Demands She Stop Shipping Butt Plugs To Soldiers In Middle East
14·20 hours agoEveryone in the Trump admin needs a butt plug, given how full of shit they are
yeah we’re both trying to stay sober
elon being funny? gotta be fake
gonna half to finish this whole fucking 72 k-cup box if i’m gonna write my masterpiece
it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me
i’ve been drinking 25 cups of coffee a day lately. in my defense, it’s half caff
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