I really hope the US takes the Falkland Islands.

If Canada is pivoting to China why are the Iranian reformists insistent on trying to negotiate with the US? Just cut ties and work with the east FFS.

Just as the US is declining, impeccable timing.

It’s like doing the Ice Bucket Challenge now.

Oh you like Mosadegh? Have you considered he’s MOSSAD-degh?

Checkmate.

Is it even possible to have a non-authoritarian fascist?

I wish we had better options between a quasi-religious authoritarian oligarchy, and a pro-zionist fascist failson nepo baby

Isn’t it Russian Xmas right now though?

I really want the US to take over the Falklands.

Born too early to die for oil,

Born too late to die for oil,

Born just in time to die for oil.

I remember at my old company sitting with the higher ups and I brought up that Germans pee sitting down (the director was German), and all my colleagues were looking at me in total shock and horror thinking I said something racist or something.

Then the director said, well yes it’s to avoid splashes and getting it on the seat. Then the same colleagues turned around to him and we’re like wtf why do you piss sitting down?

I wish no harm to the American ruling class, my enemy is the American people.

Water is already my fave drink because Scotland.

For real if I ever have a major health issue I’m just going to get it treated in Iran - at least I know people who can get me good treatment. I know that’s not an option available to everyone but the state of our healthcare we might as well not have a healthcare system.

I’ve not checked, but are they blaming me Iran/Hezbollah/Hamas for this one too?

I wanted to make an ai slop channel similar to the contestant CHINA IS OVER IN 5 DAYS, but for Kier Starmer. I’d probably be right soon as well

The ping on that must be awful.

I’m wondering if I should do this. My Pixel 6 (I know, Google) has quite a shitty battery right now but it still works okay.

I’m so glad we destroyed several rainforests in order to have this.

m’lest

That’s why we have the volcel police. The only good cops, after Mulder and Scully.