I always used to sit when I peed. Then I transitioned and started standing when I piss at home because there aren’t many girls who can do that and it’s kind of hot and cool that I can so I might as well
This is refered to as a character arc.

except now your pants smell like pee
I remember at my old company sitting with the higher ups and I brought up that Germans pee sitting down (the director was German), and all my colleagues were looking at me in total shock and horror thinking I said something racist or something.
Then the director said, well yes it’s to avoid splashes and getting it on the seat. Then the same colleagues turned around to him and we’re like wtf why do you piss sitting down?
Why DONT you all piss sitting down? It’s literally aiming without sights, without the benefit of an isolated rest
I piss sitting down most of the time but some toilets are designed is a way where my dick touches the front of the bowl and I would rather avoid that.
Sitting down at home court but upright when I’m out and about
Exactly. When you’re the one who has to clean the toilet, you sit down.
When you know all the people that use the toilet, you sit down.
same
You’re not a real sitter unless you sit in the urinal
Youre not a real shitter unless you shit in the urinal
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who’s clark?
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real grindset hustlers don’t even take off their pants to pee
I store my pee in the cloud
Thinking of Giorno Giovanna turning his tooth into a jellyfish so he could pretend to drink the pissed-in tea.
sitzpinklers unite
A friend of mine has a bathroom that’s under the staircase so if I try to get close enough to the toilet to stand I hit my head on the ceiling
I’m weird and I wait until I really gotta pee to go so there’s no time to put down the lid and sit.
This doesn’t really check out, though. Presumably if you’re using the same toilet for #2 the seat would already be down and it’d be faster to sit instead?
I live alone so I leave the seat up…
A flushing toilet can spray small droplets of its contents all over the room. Everyone should close the seat and lid before flushing every time.
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Fine coating of piss on all your clothes detected
not alone, if the can stand to must sit ratio is more than 3:1 and everybody poops 25% of the time you save time leaving it up as well.
those european borders really say the quiet part out loud
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