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No one gives a shit anymore

I hear ya, but I gotta say, America ain’t nothing compared to Japan in that regards. They have actual standardized stock phrases for all types of interactions, at work and at home. I have been in meetings where some participants literally didn’t utter a single word that resembled an original thought, and it was completely acceptable.

My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

I’m at a loss for how ingenious this is

Fight fire with gunfire!

Hear hear

Twitter banned in Europe when?

Everyone’s saying so the parents don’t have to worry, but there’s also an evolutionary / natural selection aspect to it. Those that ensure their kids had kids are more likely to successfully ensure their genes are passed on than those that don’t. Also, grandparents can help alleviate the burden of raising a child and allow parents to make even more kids

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-much-did-grandmothers-influence-human-evolution-180976665/

I’m an avid pixiv user and believe it or not, it actually seems to go pretty well.

Unethical pro tip: write obviously wrong documentation, post it somewhere, and then wait for people to flame you while explaining the correct methods.

I’m ashamed to admit I’ve done that a couple of times when I was completly ignored for straight up asking how to do something.

Counterpoint: Breaking Bad season 5

I get it, it’s internet hyperbole. But dude, if that happens please fight back. Protests, voting, or god forbid gunfire if need be. But don’t just give up and die, that’s what they want.

Yeah, it was very strong yesterday

Yeah, I totally get that. I figured it’d be “grass” or something, but I suppose it works.

Also here’s a pic of a plaque that was on the wall with some explanation text

I wish, but this seems specifically aimed at smartphones only. However, this could open the door for Nintendo to make their own eshop for Android or Apple, and I suspect that’s what the gov is going for because it would directly benefit Japanese companies at the expense of foreign ones.

I mean, yeah sure, but do either long enough and you’re probably gonna have some permanent neurological damage

Anything longer than 5 seasons and they’re just milking it.

Halle Berry though… 🤔

The best part was when he sais “it’s berzerkin’ time” and then started zerking it all over the place