I put onions and mushrooms together and add a little water. After some time when onions are soft I add oil and continue sautéing to caramelize released juices.

First time I genuinely thought it was The Onion, and I’m shocked it’s not.

literally “literally incomprehensible”

8000 BCE was the year of the linux

:3

I would be more intrested in how long it takes them to pay a fine using the revenue from the region that fine was issued from.

Who needs radiators anyway

Ludwik Mazinowski

I hope it is dumbing down things, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was influenced by the dairy lobbyists.

Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits

“Finally, some good fucking game”

Pyongyang’s anti-drone tactics manuals:

Happy Crimes!

To begin with, they would need to know the concept of consent to worry about being hated by them.

At 72 it’s probably a life sentence.

Santa is based on Saint Nicholas of Myra, so he definitely has something to do with Christianity.

I propose calling them dipshits

You’ve guessed right — It’s Poland.