Matt Parker is a YouTuber who teaches about cool math shit. He is here instead of Drake because Drake is a hunk of human shit.

Using ephebophile Drake’s Hotline Bling meme format. 🚫

Replacing him with Matt Parker who just wants to see the world learn. 🙌

“…because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak.”

My brother in christ, what the fluffer nutter cyberfuck are you talking about?!?

With RepubliKKKans, the cruelty is the point. The governor of Texas signed a bill a couple years ago that made it so that, iirc, construction workers were no longer required by law to be given water breaks. There are 60 days in Dallas, TX per year with an average high temperature at least 97 degrees Fahrenheit. I remember one stretch about 20 years ago in Austin where the temperature was 100+ for 30 days in a row.

What a coincidence…I also quit LARPing when it became apparent that I was going to become bankrupt if I continued it. The difference, of course, was that I was fully aware that I had no power or authority and that it was all make believe.

With the bridge of Here Comes the Sun playing on repeat in his space suit the entire trip.

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

times 10 billion.

Did the freightliner carrying the plastic trash shoes to port sink or something?

Wiener in the taco.

Please say from a cannon.

For the record, I personally love meeting and engaging with tourists, telling them about great places to check out in my town…I’d rather share time and space with a foreigner than a member of the Shit-Flinging Orangutan Cult any day. But I fully support a top-to-bottom boycott of this whole-ass country by the rest of the world. Bring our economy to its knees, please. Americans need a whole damned lot of humility.

Will it not come to fruition?

Are you still attempting to influence that adage becoming well-understood by the common man? I dare say that I don’t believe that will come to pass.

I have known a couple who were anti-US when they went in. One had very few other options financially, and the other figured why not get their education on the country’s dime, get trained on how to be stronger and how to fight, and then use those talents to do their part in bringing down the system once they got out. Even while they were in, they were training people on the outside. One of their trainees was a top operative in Seattle in 2020; they kept the cops at bay in the Capitol Hill Autonomized Zone (CHAZ) for a month.

Keep in mind, I’m not saying don’t be wary of enlisted people…definitely be wary. Just don’t paint with such broad strokes. Some have needs, some have reasons, and some are in the process of becoming radicalized.

If I ever form a politically-themed comedy band, we’ll be called John Barron and the P-Tape All-Stars.

“The sour taste in your mouth is blood. Because of the festering sores in your mouth. Which you contracted by suckling the micropeen of a cheating, raping misogynist who ran on a promise of ruining your life. But hey, at least your grandkids disowned you and your social security is about to not exist.”

What’s so great is that they don’t get to blame Biden or Democrats in any way for this. There is no wiggle room here, and they have to contend with that and confront their cognitive dissonance.

Option 1: Trumpsk unfairly fired you in spite of you being a good and efficient worker. Dear Leader(s) is/are at fault and fallible.

Option 2: Trumpsk fairly fired you because you are a poor and inefficient worker. You are at fault and deserve what came to you.

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Holy fuck this is obnoxious.

Yeah, that would be something to see a professional about, I think.

That shit is trippy as fuck to me, and not in a good way. More of a Twilight Zone sorta way.

I took Bupropion exactly once, and that day happened to coincide with the day of a first date. There was not a second date. I’d say something to her, but it wasn’t me, it was the “me” who was standing about three feet in front of me. I swear to Cotton Eyed Joe I could see the back of my own fucking head.