Keep laughing. Especially funny that part with you sitting in a huge pile of plastic. While knowing perfectly well that it isn’t good for you.
And that guy didn’t know much about the harm of cigarettes in '51.
Who is more deserving of laughter, hmmm?
Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you’re wrong.
Yes, they test things in mice before experimenting with humans.
Everybody loves free money.
Alcohol, sex, above median well made food… Actually, many nice things do.
Mom: If you don’t like the flying carpet, you can walk.
Orban: Zelensky-Zelensky-Zelemsky! In person! Killing our generals!
Red-headed for full-red-head. Red… I don’t know… capped for the one on the photo. Still distinguishable but also logical. I’m sure it is possible to find even better name if someone would actually care.
Ornithologist (sees a bird with a bright red head): yes, let’s call it red-bellied bird. I am a scientist. Logic. Science. Yeah…
Universe? The heat death of Earth won’t be enough?
Ok. I’m waiting. For how long?
The right image looks more realistic. Where exactly is the problem? Do you prefer smooth glossy doll-like models? I’m sure this “filter” will be optional.
Can’t you distinguish sleeping badger from an awake one?
Rotation is important. Today – Churchill, tomorrow – squirrel, day after that – bridge or mountain. Money doesn’t need to be pafos and boring.
The guy doesn’t want Windows but is ok with Mac. That’s… not how it works. At all.
What is it?
Right? Yes, as any other guy.
But his “demands” are just words not backed by anything. He doesn’t even have hordes of fanatics anymore. You can demand peace too. You have equal rights in this regard. And your demands will have the very same result.
It doesn’t mean that RAM won’t be there. Remember microwave ovens from 30 years ago? 2 electromechanical switches: power and timer. That’s all that is needed. And look at modern microwaves now… Interesting how much RAM they have already. 64 KiB? 8 MiB? More?