Need to make a primal scream without gathering footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
Not a big sneer, but I was checking my spam box for badly filtered spam and saw a guy basically emailing me 'hey you made some contributions to open source, these are now worth money (in cryptocoins, so no real money), you should claim them, and if you are nice you could give me a finders fee. And eurgh im so tired of these people. (thankfully he provided enough personal info so I could block him on various social medias).
I just passed a bus stop ad (in Germany) of Perplexity AI that said you can ask it about the chances of Germany winning Euro2024.
So I guess itās now a literal oracle or something?? What happened to the good-old ādog picking a food bowlā method of deciding championships.
I asked my phone charger about the chances of the same
didnāt get an answer I could bet with, tho :<
https://xcancel.com/AISafetyMemes/status/1802894899022533034#m
The same pundits have been saying ādeep learning is hitting a wallā for a DECADE. Why do they have ANY credibility left? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Year after year after year. Like all professional pundits, they pound their fist on the table and confidently declare AGI IS DEFINITELY FAR OFF and people breathe a sigh of relief. Because to admit that AGI might be soon is SCARY. Or it should be, because it represents MASSIVE uncertainty. AGI is our final invention. You have to acknowledge the world as we know it will end, for better or worse. Your 20 year plans up in smoke. Learning a language for no reason. Preparing for a career that wonāt exist. Raising kids who might just⦠suddenly die. Because we invited aliens with superior technology we couldnāt control. Remember, many hopium addicts are just hoping that we become PETS. They point to Ian Banksā Culture series as a good outcome⦠where, again, HUMANS ARE PETS. THIS IS THEIR GOOD OUTCOME. Whatās funny, too, is that noted skeptics like Gary Marcus still think thereās a 35% chance of AGI in the next 12 years - that is still HIGH! (Side note: many skeptics are butthurt they wasted their career on the wrong ML paradigm.) Nobody wants to stare in the face the fact that 1) the average AI scientist thinks there is a 1 in 6 chance weāre all about to die, or that 2) most AGI company insiders now think AGI is 2-5 years away. It is insane that this isnāt the only thing on the news right now. So⦠we stay in our hopium dens, nitpicking The Latest Thing AI Still Canāt Do, missing forests from trees, underreacting to the clear-as-day exponential. Most insiders agree: the alien ships are now visible in the sky, and we donāt know if theyāre going to cure cancer or exterminate us. Be brave. Stare AGI in the face.
This post almost made me crash my self-driving car.
Itās mad that we have an actual existential crisis in climate change (temperature records broken across the world this year) but these cunts are driving themselves into a frenzy over something that is nowhere near as pressing or dangerous. Oh, people dying of heatstroke isnāt as glamorous? Fuck off
Seriously, could someone gift this dude a subscription to spicyautocompletegirlfriends.ai so he can finally cum?
One thing thatās crazy: itās not just skeptics, virtually EVERYONE in AI has a terrible track record - and all in the same OPPOSITE direction from usual! In every other industry, due to the Planning Fallacy etc, people predict things will take 2 years, but they actually take 10 years. In AI, people predict 10 years, then it happens in 2!
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Maybe AI could do Better than weāve done⦠Weāll make great pets
Ah yes, AGI companies, the things that definitely exist
If youāve been around the block like I have, youāve seen reports about people joining cults to await spaceships, people preaching that the world is about to end &c. Itās a staple trope in old New Yorker cartoons, where a bearded dude walks around with a billboard saying āThe End is nighā.
The tech world is growing up, and a new internet-native generation has taken over. But everyone is still human, and the same pattern-matching that leads a 19th century Christian to discern when the world is going to end by reading Revelation will lead a 25 year old tech bro steeped in ārationalismā to decide that spicy autocomplete is the first stage of The End of the Human Race. The only difference is the inputs.
Remember, many hopium addicts are just hoping that we become PETS. They point to Ian Banksā Culture series as a good outcome⦠where, again, HUMANS ARE PETS. THIS IS THEIR GOOD OUTCOME.
I am once again begging these e/acc fucking idiots to actually read and engage with the sci-fi books they keep citing
but who am I kidding? the only way you come up with a take as stupid as āhumans are pets in the Cultureā is if your only exposure to the books is having GPT summarize them
humans are pets
Actually not what is happening in the books. I get where they are coming form but this requires redefining the word pet in such a way it is a useless word.
The Culture series really breaks the brains of people who can only think in hierarchies.
not a cult btw
People are so, so, so bad at telling whatās a bot and whatās real. I know social media is swarming with bots, but if youāre interacting with somebody whoās saying anything more complicated than āP o o s i e I n B i oā itās probably not a bot. A similar thing happens in online games, too, and itās usually the excuse people use before harassing someone else
But damn the lengths people will go to to avoid admitting they were wrong. This comment chain just keeps going on with somebody whoās convinced
{origin="RU"}{faith="bad"}{election_manipulation="very yes"}must be real because something something microservices: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1dlg8ni/russian_bot_falls_prey_to_a_prompt_iniection/l9pbmrw/ It reads like something straight off /r/programming or the orange siteThen it comes full circle with people making joke responses on Twitter imitating the first post, and then other people taking those joke responses as proof that the first one must be real: https://old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1dimlyl/twitter_is_already_a_gpt_hellscape/l9691c8/
This account kind of kicked up some drama too, basically for the same reason (answering an LLM prompt), but itās about mushroom ID instead: https://www.reddit.com/user/SeriousPerson9 Iāve seen people like this who use voice-to-text and run their train of thought through ChatGPT or something, like one person notorious on /r/gamedev. But people always assume itās some advanced autonomous bot with stochastic post delays that mimic a humanās active hours when like, itās usually just somebody copy/pasting prompts and responses.
Sorry if you contract any diseases from those links or comment chains
Yeah I thought this one looked very very made up and far too on the nose. I think itās fine to label human-run spam/troll accounts as bots though.
Somewhat related I stumbled upon robots flirting with eachother the other day.

letās just log off and leave internet to robots. itās what what Zizek would have wanted (nsfw)
well count me as bamboozled then. stupider, pre-gpt version of this consists of robocalls that are really operated by people, but they donāt speak, they just choose one of several canned responses. why donāt they speak? because most of them are illegal immigrants and it would be obvious by accent
Itās like young-earth creationists who believe that dinosaur bones were installed as-is at the beginning of time time in order to test us, so their existence proves nothing about geology or evolution.
oww god owwww official MS experimental LLM feature for Excel ow ow owwwwwwwww
From the creators of āwe turned your date formatting into a math equation, and now many of your research papers have substantially faulty dataā, we bring youā¦

Found in the wilds^
Giganto brain AI safety āscientistā
If AIs are conscious right now, we are monsters. Nobody wants to think theyāre monsters. Ergo: AIs are definitely not conscious.
Internet rando:
If furniture is conscious right now, we are monsters. Nobody wants to think theyāre monsters. Ergo: Furniture is definitely not conscious.
Is it time for EAs to start worrying about Neopets welfare?
Tom Murphy VIIās new LLM typesetting system, as submitted to SIGBOVIK. I watched this 20 minute video all through, and given my usual time to kill for video is 30 seconds you should take that as the recommendation it is.
The scales have fallen from my eyes How could've blindness struck me so LLM's for sure bring more than lies They can conjure more than mere woe All of us now, may we heed the sign Of all text that will come to align
NYT opinion piece title: Effective Altruism Is Flawed. But Whatās the Alternative? (archive.org)
lmao, what alternatives could possibly exist? have you thought about it, like, at all? no? ohā¦
(also, pet peeve, maybe bordering on pedantry, but why would you even frame this as singular alternative? The alternative doesnāt exist, but there are actually many alternatives that have fewer flaws).
You donāt hear so much about effective altruism now that one of its most famous exponents, Sam Bankman-Fried, was found guilty of stealing $8 billion from customers of his cryptocurrency exchange.
Lucky souls havenāt found sneerclub yet.
But if you read this newsletter, you might be the kind of person who canāt help but be intrigued by effective altruism. (I am!) Its stated goal is wonderfully rational in a way that appeals to the economist in each of usā¦
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There are actually some decent quotes critical of EA (though the author doesnāt actually engage with them at all):
The problem is that āE.A. grew up in an environment that doesnāt have much feedback from reality,ā Wenar told me.
Wenar referred me to Kate Barron-Alicante, another skeptic, who runs Capital J Collective, a consultancy on social-change financial strategies, and used to work for Oxfam, the anti-poverty charity, and also has a background in wealth management. She said effective altruism strikes her as āneo-colonialā in the sense that it puts the donors squarely in charge, with recipients required to report to them frequently on the metrics they demand. She said E.A. donors donāt reflect on how the way they made their fortunes in the first place might contribute to the problems they observe.
Effective Altruism Is Flawed. Hereās Why Itās Bad News for Joe Biden.
the economist in each of us
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