:jigsaw
You stepped on my private property sir, hand me your cum
You can pry it out of my cold dead balls
IDF semen extraction squad on its way
Yessir will do sir
The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of other people’s cum
I landed on community cum. Damn, let me get to work
Die committing genocide in palistine. Do not pass goon, do collect 200 cum.
You are in horny jail. etc etc
Railed Road
Gosh I love this one
maybe this is just a consequence of not being american, but i genuinely don’t know what else that could possibly mean. like. that seems to be an explicitly cum-based game
🎵 busting makes me feel good! 🎶
Can’t do it, I’m a trust-buster
Pass start, but don’t cum
I know you’re all laughing at the name of this board game, but these knock off monopoly board games are pretty god damn depressing, and just not funny at all if you actually look into it. Especially since I know there’s a lot more of these local themed monopoly games out there, and in practically the nearly the exact same box and graphic design. The one in the OP is for Cumming, GA.
it’s not even a good game. it was designed to be a bad game!
Not what I’m talking about, like there’s a whole bunch of localized versions of this and the box is pretty much the same with the name changed
Yep, we had one for the tiny pissant town of <10,000 in which I grew up back in the 80s/90s. They made them for just about everybody.
It’s where the volcel police have their main station. They even have it on their patrol cars. Don’t believe me? Just watch:
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
included
I own all 3 Cumwalks, better hand off that sweet sweet cum.