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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!

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        Did not expect to learn this today.

        Or any day really but definitely not today

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        This guy gal fucks.

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          • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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            No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.

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              Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?

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                Not on the first date.

              • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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                I don’t think I want to know. Personally I’d rather things stay out

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                  I mean, don’t knock til you try it?

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      • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.

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          Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.

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            Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

            Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.

            I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.

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              Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.

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              Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

              Two’s Day

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        I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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          • Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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            Currently smashing that like button

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                I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!

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        I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.

        Which is a real problem when your partner’s pleasured face is the same as their pained face.

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        Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!

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          do you set out to look dumber with every comment or is it just happenstance?

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            It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.

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      It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”

      Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”

      Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”

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        I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).

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          Excellent example!

          I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!

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        Obvious troll is obvious

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          Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.

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          Congratulations, you’re dumb as fuck!

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      She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps

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      that depends on their definition of double penetration

      is it two holes at once?

      or is it two dicks in one hole?

      the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely

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        DP = ass and vag

        DAP = two dicks in ass

        DVP = two dicks in vag

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          DVD = digital video disk

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          DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey

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            Gobble gobble

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        i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole

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          I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.

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          not always

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      I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

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      She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering

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        Pandering

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          No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs

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            What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      You’re right. Lemme call some people…

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