it’s pretty amazing how back in the 60’s it took a whole room full of computers just to run that one ice cream machine
Internal monologue: “Is two tape reels before lunch too decadent? Oh, Janet, treat yourself. You’ve earned it.”
Gaming has come a long way!
“Oh, Janet. It’s been rough.”
“What happened?”
“First a punchcard error made BunchOfDots crash. And then a disk error corrupted LadderClimb.”
Spoiler
“How it Works” The Computer (1971)
Artist: BH Robinsoniran before 1979 revolution
Manufacturing consent.
“Aw shit… I left this stew in here overnight, its going to be lit.”
“I can never get this lid on right.”
“Today I’ll be running the payroll program with my special guest Miss Diana Rigg”
“Tell HR I want them to know it was me”
Data Buffet
“Hope I didn’t fuck up the platter, god please tell me Janet didn’t notice me drop it. Fuck, fuck, fuck.”
“I love my puter, all my friends are in here!”
Gronty is frizzing the striffleblunk while Clife gets a new spiltchqump
Steve is forced to repeat his “compliment” to the HR bot.
“I wonder if he’ll notice that it’s not going to do anything without this tape…”