Yet another event canceled by him and this one was with friendly people
He’s just too old for this job.
How old is he?
He’s older than Bill Clinton, and Bill Clinton ended his second term in office almost a quarter century ago.
He’s older than Ruby Bridges, who was the first black student to attend a white school
He’s older than the first commercially available microwave oven.
He’s even older than the transistor.
If Tim Walz served two terms as vice president, then was elected president and served two terms, at the end of his second term as president he still wouldn’t be as old as Donald Trump is today.
He was born before black people could play in MLB.
The"again" in his slogan undoubtedly…
He’s been alive longer than Hawaii and Alaska have been US states.
He predates lasers, commercial jet airliners, and the pocket calculator.
He is older than presidential term limits and the CIA.
When he was born, the Philippines were still part of the United States.
He’s been alive longer than Hawaii and Alaska have been US states.
I mean…so is my dad…and he’s not even to retirement yet.
I wouldn’t have a problem with a (healthy, sane, responsible, democracy-minded) president in their 60s.
Hell, given those conditions, while I wouldn’t love the idea, I’d be okay with a president in their 80s too.
But my main problem is that Trump ticks exactly zero of those boxes.
He’s two decades older than plate tectonics being even theorized.
He was ~30 years old when women were finally allowed to open their own bank accounts.
He’s older than CPR
Be fair dude did work for thirty whole minutes at a McDonald’s/s. Fact the place was closed had no baring on that. Trump is to old. Time to retire him to prison.
The transistor one really got me… The transistor made all computing possible. It’s the cornerstone to all modern electronics.
Or, “the cyber”, as Trump calls it.
Sure seems like he isn’t capable of a job that requires him to work a full day every day. You know, like being President.
He could find the energy to golf all day on tax payer money
Truthfully? I doubt he could even do that.
I wonder how many hole-in-ones he marked down when he didn’t feel like finding his ball.
He didn’t the first time around. “Executive time”. Golf. Excessively dumbed down then skipped altogether security briefings.
Yeah, but there was also the 3am rage tweeting from the shitter.
He has “executive time” to nap, remember?
He sure looks tired.
Doesn’t he look tired?
Don’t you think he looks tired.
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Ah, he must be close to running out his battery, I guess
He seems fragile, doesn’t he?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was exhausted, this campaign is probably the most work he’s done in his life. He’s old, he’s clearly in decline, and although he’s fueled by greed and spite he may be becoming concerned that he’s not winning as clearly as he’d like.
I think he is driven by fear of imprisonment
He won’t serve a day in prison. He’s driven by fear of having to flee to Russia or Saudi Arabia.
Sounds like Trump is lazy to me.
I don’t blame him - it’s amazing how tiring a long shift at McDonald’s can be!
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15 minutes at a closed restaurant. Still harder than he’s ever worked before.
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Especially for somebody older than the Golden Arches logo.
His batteries are nearly depleted.
He’s so pale the awful bronzer makes him look like a party clown.
Worst party ever.
Oh yeah, I forgot he believes people have a lifetime charge that will be depleted by exercise.
Maybe he shouldn’t have raged so much to wear them out faster. Being calm all the time (from his theory) could’ve easily extended his life a decade or two. Mean it’s probably not a lot of energy at a time but he’s always raging at something it must be draining.
I’m sure he managed to find the energy for the Saudi interview though right?
He’s always got energy for investors. I’m sure he just sees Tulsi and RFK as tools that he doesn’t need anymore.
sweepy twump, he needs a wittle nappy in between shouting that he wants to send the military after americans.
I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.
Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧
There’s one wall he didn’t build 👀
Remember soon after taking the presidency, he was bitching that the job was much tougher than he expected, now he’s 4 years older
Almost 8 years older actually
The fuck is he talking about? He used all the same golf courses as before. He watched the same TV… oh! He had a harder time flushing the toilets.
