Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
Fleshodynamic*
Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
I wish I hadn’t read this.
Push pop sounds made for the job
With that flat top and wide body?
It’s got the applicator though
Which is a flat top and wide body. This is one of those expert only type toys…
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Technically he only posted ice-cream
…can I take more than one?
I read it as “you have two” so you can have at least 2. However many past the first you want to shove up there is up to you
Story of my life here
Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.
I was going to say that
Strawberry eclair so it blends in.
Hospital. Now.
their ice cream is awful tho
Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.
You fuck tacos?
Of the pink variety.
Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.
I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on.
Breyers Ice Cream Box.
I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point
Now I’m gonna need someone to rap a homemade recipe to me
I make damn good ice cream, too… it shouldn’t be too hard to replicate but it’s been so long since I’ve had one I forget the exact construction.
Soggy waffle cone shell is a must. Vanilla, covered in a chocolate shell. Nuts maybe? I suppose I could look it up
but like, do I line the waffle cone with chocolate like they do with a drumstick? like, between the cone and the ice cream. I can overcomplicate this
You should overcomplicate this. That solid chunk of chocolate at the bottom is the best part. If I’m being honest, I think a choco taco is just a drumstick in taco form
Nothing with chocolate
Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them
I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!
Why did they write “to” as 2, but then the actual number 1 as “one”?
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
