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- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
He came not to be served, but to serve…
…,you your own ass!
“Turn the other cheek” practice.
A man only has two cheeks. After that, it’s clobbering time!
He gonna be distributing PAIN
The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.
Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.
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No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
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See ya next Monday.
LOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.
Show up at 6:00 to find out!
It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.
“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”
Oh… fighting huh.
Fightin’ the good fight
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Chof God!
No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.