The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAn unusual job postinglemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1276arrow-down12
arrow-up1274arrow-down1external-linkAn unusual job postinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareNineMileTower@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoI like how OP denotes the actors, as to be very clear in his description of how he’s either going to get divorced or murdered. Let’s pretend you accomplish this and she sees the err of her ways. Then what? She’s going to kill you when she finds out the kid is not really yours.
minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoActually it went really well. The wife thought it was hilarious, according to the husband. “I can’t decide what amused her more… the effort I put into the ruse or the fact that I ended up proving her right in the process. […She said] ‘Next time you can save $100 and just assume you’re wrong.’”
minus-squareNineMileTower@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoI’ll be damned. He found someone to match his crazy.
I like how OP denotes the actors, as to be very clear in his description of how he’s either going to get divorced or murdered.
Let’s pretend you accomplish this and she sees the err of her ways. Then what? She’s going to kill you when she finds out the kid is not really yours.
Actually it went really well. The wife thought it was hilarious, according to the husband.
I’ll be damned. He found someone to match his crazy.