0, the pilots seat, going to do something very funny
7 so I have an isle seat and am close to the bathroom. I also don’t remember who the person I’m sitting next to is though I remember their face so I can pretend when I talk to them that they work at some random food service job
I lock myself in the bathroom.
- George Bush JR so I can take a huge dump in my pants and he has to smell it the whole flight. Also that placing puts me in the isle seat meaning I can block him from leaving.
That Church scene from the first Kingsman movie but on this plane
- And immediately start asking Nixon what he thinks about Kennedy assassination.
(5) Is the violence seat.
Edit: markdown
liDoesn’t matter “hey everyone I’m an aspiring grindcore vocalist and i need to get my practice in on this entire flight. Most of you are too old to know what I’m talking about but you’ll soon learn.”
10 obviously.
Aisle seat and I get to chill with Jackie?
oh good point I like the window seats hi hillary
2, Obama did some horrible things, but everything I know about him suggests he’d be a good conversationalist.
Al Gore is kind of a dweeb, but he seems like the person who would be least obnoxious in that plane. Not that it matters too much, i don’t engage the people around me on long plane flights, noise cancelling headphones and eye mask help.
Pilot and taking that shit down
3, so I can reach across the aisle (c;) and get some peanuts from Carter and feed them to W like a petting zoo animal.
8
Hopefully LBJ gets (very) drunk and tells me stories with way too much gossip and private details. And I’d have a flask with this favorite booze to help the process.
I’m not supersticious enough to trust some Kennedy curse on this one. Ima sit in the cockpit. Just to make sure.
If jumping isn’t an option then 1 just to throw hands
