0, the pilots seat, going to do something very funny

7 so I have an isle seat and am close to the bathroom. I also don’t remember who the person I’m sitting next to is though I remember their face so I can pretend when I talk to them that they work at some random food service job

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I lock myself in the bathroom.

Doesn’t matter “hey everyone I’m an aspiring grindcore vocalist and i need to get my practice in on this entire flight. Most of you are too old to know what I’m talking about but you’ll soon learn.”

6. And immediately start asking Nixon what he thinks about Kennedy assassination.

(5) Is the violence seat.

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That Church scene from the first Kingsman movie but on this plane

10 obviously.

3, so I can reach across the aisle (c;) and get some peanuts from Carter and feed them to W like a petting zoo animal.

2, Obama did some horrible things, but everything I know about him suggests he’d be a good conversationalist.

Pilot and taking that shit down

Al Gore is kind of a dweeb, but he seems like the person who would be least obnoxious in that plane. Not that it matters too much, i don’t engage the people around me on long plane flights, noise cancelling headphones and eye mask help.

Definitely 6

Trump isn’t an option, what’s the fkn point

Number two, trade seats with Obama and talk with Biden about his dogs

Like, I’m not rhetorically skilled enough to talk with actual politicians about politics or anything