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I don’t care for the price of eggs meme, but if the collapse of this country is agitated by a series of egg heists with no real cohesion, that will be quite funny.
It’s literally comfortable brunch libs laughing at people for being concerned with the price of food
The reggolution
me, patting my suspiciously 100K-egg-shaped belly:
My grandfather had the egg monopoly in central PA
This is the first thing that came to me lol
Aye Paulie how comes we gotta unload all these eggs?
Watch it Chrissy, T says we gotta move 'em we move 'em
Amish Mafia reruns are on the menu
“Alright, alright, jeez…I’ll put em’ next to the Pokey Man cards.”
May I offer you one hundred thousand eggs in these trying times?
How the fuck do you steal 100k eggs
It’s literally just the number of eggs that fit in a standard semi-truck trailer.
Ah, that makes sense.
put em all in one really big basket
that’s as many as 10,000 tens. and that’s terrible.
Dammit! I had a don’t put all your eggs in one basket joke and this! Now I’ve got squat
Given eggs only last a few weeks someone’s got to have a plan for this. Do small cornershop owners buy stuff like this under the table? Here in the UK practically any independently owned local cornershop has smuggled cigarettes and tobacco for the regulars they know personally.
Got any discount eggs bruv?
bro should travel to montana or something, and become the mansa musa of eggs to crash the local eggconomy
Me and My guys are about to cook the world’s first One-Hundred-Thousand Egg Omelet
No more half measures?
maybe it’s a Robin Hood situation and they’re gonna show up at local food banks and stuff
Such a fucking stupid country
Has anyone confirmed Stefan Molyneux’s location at the time of the theft?
100k eggs stolen from birds enslaved in disease factory by partners of central Pa. bird abusers
The eggs have been liberated
Carnists will do anything but eat a legume
carnists [cw carnism]:
spoiler
actually, you must feed the beans to a whole animal (which will breathe, shit, piss, and fart most of that energy back out) so that you can slaughter it to extract a single bean’s worth of energy for every three fed to the animal (I think typical FCRs are actually a bit more dire than that)
Vegan gang stay winning
Have you seen any of these suspects ?
Hazbin Hotel Spoiler
Sir Redemptious appearing in heaven without his little egg bois makes me sad.
Its funny that he was the one that made it there
Ah yes, things are getting really very cool and normal
smuggle those eggs to California and you got like $100,000 profit
Trader Joes in California has eggs for like 4 dollars
Either TJ has some serious inter-CA regional pricing going on, or this is a straight up lie. But we’re comrades so I assume TJ is just price gouging markets.
$9 for 12 white non organic eggs at my TJ last I checked two weeks ago
They have their own suppliers iirc, and we dont have white eggs at ours.
That being said they run out of eggs by 12pm
