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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

["Get your crabs ready" news] Mitch McConnell, 82, taken away in wheelchair after falling TWICE.

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["Get your crabs ready" news] Mitch McConnell, 82, taken away in wheelchair after falling TWICE.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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Mitch McConnell, 82, Taken Away in Wheelchair After Falling Twice
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The senator will continue to carry out his duties as normal, his office said.
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    It lives in my brain forever that Mitch McConnell eats apple sauce for breakfast, mashed potatoes for lunch, and ham and gravy for dinner every single day.

    Probably due to dentures. But one of the most powerful and richest ghouls of the American Regime eating joyless baby food is some sort of metaphor.

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      he should be eating shit in a dirt hole

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        inshallah

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      I distinctly remember Hillary saying she has something like a plain hotdog with ketchup for lunch most days. All of the money they’d ever want or need and they eat the most basic slop imaginable.

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        i think it was even a bunless hot dog. just the weiner with ketchup. literally what my ass was eating when i was 5 and poor

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          That is revolting. It is one thing if she is going outside to get a dirty water dog everyday. That is sick but in the correct, NY kind of way. This sounds like she has a pack of hotdogs in a minifridge in her office and she is microwaving them.

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      • QuietCupcake [any, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Remember how she carries a bottle of hot sauce with her wherever she goes? Especially if that hotdog comment was said when she was campaigning, it was only because she thought it would make her more appealing to the lowly, unwashed masses. “See, I’m just like all you dirty poors!”

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          I think the hot sauce thing turned out to be true, like she does really have a bottle on but staffers said she put it on everything even stuff you wouldn’t normally like she was a character from iZombie. So even her humanising “normal” behaviour was done in an odd and off-putting manner

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        Like ghouls as they are, you know Obama and Newsom are eating like fancy lads.

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          Internationally Trudeau and Macron are eating good.

          Starmer and Albanese probably too but then they have to lie and triangulate on something neutral and boring.

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            starmer eats at the high-end restaurants in parliament that are heavily subsidized by the taxpayer
            they pay less for fancy sit-down meals than the average prole does for a greasy take out

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              Yeah but like with whole Kemi Badenoch sandwich thing he’s got to pretend like he is not doing that.

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            dont all pms just eat raw onion for lunch???

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            You can’t tell me Xi isn’t getting the best fucking Chinese food in the world.

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              I’d believe it if you told me his mom still cooks for him lol. He has the vibe

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        is she depressed?

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      It is wild how this describes like HUNDREDS of our politicians.

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