Honestly every time i read one of these posts my gut reaction is to go “haha, crazy world, man” like he’s a random person talking to me in line at the grocery store

jdpon don doing some deep infiltration to end the capitalist class.

this one kind of feels like he let kanye have a spin on the keyboard

ALLCAPS MEANS I’M SERIOUS

Warren’s “capitalist to my bones” comes to mind

so true, king, keep not listening to those losers

Youre the best friend to capitalism?

This’ll end well lol

ULine on suicide watch

Absolutely Presidential

jesus hes going full mad king

Truly the Buzz Lightyear to Capitalism’s Woody.

Can’t wait to say goodbye to this guy

Sleepy Joe could never. Electric Donald dabs on the door hinges.