The most profoundly miserable kids in the world are gonna get dragged here by their parents just so they don’t have to pay for a babysitter, poor little Kayden’s gonna be waiting past 9 PM for his dad to drunk-drive the family back home in a custom lifted cybertruck
Straight people are fucking goofy lmao
I dislike learning about local news through this website, it’s never anything good.
good luck in your journey out of idahellhole
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cishets are so fragile, cant go a single june without some whiny shit like this
GOT A BEER IN MY BEER AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK
GOT A DOG AT THE WHEEL, CUT-OFF JEANS, TRUCK
AMAN HAWSS IM CRANKIN MUH HAWG
HAWG: CRANKED.
LIBUHRALS: OWNED
TELL. DEBORAH AND THE KiDS . .THAT I SAY HI
But no dirt roads tho cause that’s gay, and we’re straight (normal (not gay (abnormal (hell))))
If it wasn’t for the link I’d genuinely be convinced this was a bit. I genuinely guffawed at their attempt to both punch up and bury the dull conservative-value lectures in the middle as “expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead”.
killer food
C’monnnn bird flu!This ain’t no limp-wristed woke-fest
Expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead
Hmmmmm will there be woke or?
Rock-Solid supporters standing tall
One thing though, we aren’t mad. Please do not let the papers say that we are mad.
I’m gonna show up and whip my dick out
What up! We’re some awesome guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party state! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you’re fat, we expect you to find humour in the little things. Nothing Sexual
Damn I was hoping this would just be a festival for straight dudes rocking, totally straight guys just hanging with other totally straight guys and doing straight guy stuff like making ou… I mean, lifting!
It’s not gay bro, Dr Mike said smooches between sets improve your recovery time. We’re just doing it for the gains, bro
Oh yeah, Dr Mike also told me about an all natural protein supplement!
Imagine hating someone so much, you equate acknowledging their existence to an existential threat
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