Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. Also, happy Pride :3)
This week the WikiMedia Foundation tried to gather support for adding LLM summaries to the top of every Wikipedia article. The proposal was overwhelmingly rejected by the community, but the WMF hasnāt gotten the message, saying that the project has been āpausedā. It sounds like they plan to push it through regardless.
Todayās āChrist, what an assholeā award goes to Ravi V. Bellamkonda, executive vice president and provost at thāOSU.
A student put on some Internet radio station for background music at the end-of-semester barbecue, so I heard a Grammarly ad. In related news, I now long for the sweet embrace of a peat bog.
https://bsky.app/profile/tomdellaringa.bsky.social/post/3lr4djpa4zc2t
https://bsky.app/profile/dennisbhooper.bsky.social/post/3lr4lyaxmkc2b
OT: I GOT THE JOB HOLY SHIT
Congrats! :D
congrats, thatās awesome news!
Nice! I hope the work is some combination of meaningful, rewarding and well compensated!
Congrats!
Godspeed my friend. What was the turnaround, if I may ask? How long was the interview process etc?
Over the weekend if Iām understanding right. Just one interview. Its at a distillery lol.
Please let me commiserate my miserable misery, Awful dot Systems. So the other day I was flirting with this personāleftie, queer, sexy terrorist vibes, just my typeāand asked if they had any plans for the weekend, and they said like, āwill be stuck in the lab trying to finish a report lolā. They are an academic in an area related to biomedicine, I donāt want to get more specific than that. Wanting to be there for emotional support I invited them to talk about their research if they wanted to. The person said,
āOh I am paying for MULTIPLE CHATGPT ACCOUNTS that Iām using to handle theā, I swear to Gods Iām not making this up, āMATHLAB CODE, but I keep getting basic errors, like wrong variable names stuff like that, so I have to do a lot of editing andā¦ā. Desperate emphases mine.
And at this point I was literally speechless. I was having flashbacks of back in 2016 when it was this huge scandal that 1 in 5 papers in genetics had data errors because they used Microsoft Excel and it would āsmartlyā mangle tokens like SEPT2 into a date-time cell. The field has since evolved, of course (=they threw in the towel and renamed the gene to SEPTIN2, and similarly for other tokens that Excel gets too smart about). I was having ominous visions of what the entirety body of published scientific data is about to become.
I considered how otherwise cool this person was and whether I should start a gentle argument, but all I could say was āhaha yeah, mathlab is hardā.
I feel like a complete and utter blowhard saying this, but now that I told you the story I have no other choice but to blurt it out: I am no longer flirting with this person.
A) āWhy pay for ChatGPT when you could get a math grad student (or hell an undergrad for some of the basics) to do it for a couple of craft beers? If you find an applied math student theyād probably help out just for the joy of being acknowledged.ā -My wife
B) I had not known about the cluster fuck of 2016, but I canāt believe it was easier for the entire scientific establishment to rename a gene than to get Microsoft to introduce an option to disable automatic date detection, a feature that has never been actually useful enough to justify the amount it messes things up. I mean, I can believe it, butI itās definitely on the list of proofs that we are not in Godās chosen timeline.
I mean you can set a type for a column even back in 2016, Iām sure, and then it wonāt actually convert. But if you care about that kind of thing chances are youāre using R or something, if youāre doing genetics on Excel at all youāre probably spamming publish-or-perish, and renaming a bunch of genes was, I think, tragically reasonable to prevent against that kind of research further polluting the data pool.
Which is to say, ChatGPT is an opportunistic infection that spread so far because it found a sick bodyā¦
@YourNetworkIsHaunted Because *theyād* use ChatGPT nowadays then youād be debugging the same stuff but at one step removed :/
mathrix laboratory
MATHLAB CODE
Oof ow my heart
Was mathlab where they did the forensics for MathNet?
āMicrosoft Excelā¦would āsmartlyā mangle tokens like SEPT2 into a date-time cell.ā
Also, happy Pride :3
Yes, happy pride month everyone!
Iāve decided that this year Iām going to be more open about this and wear a pride bracelet whenever I go in public this month. Including for (remote) work meetings where nobody knowsā¦ wonder if anyone will notice.
Hell yeah!
Seems thereās a lot of buzz about pride month this year. Iāve been to one pride parade as a teen and have approximately zero LGBT fashion items, but solidarity and visibility seems more important in recent years. I should find a necklace with trans flag colors or something.
Iām helping with the church pride gloat, but Iām not going to signal anything because I honestly feel its not safe to.
Thank you.
image transcription
Zach Weinersmith skeeted: Movie idea:
Effective Altruism Star Wars, in which itās OK to be a Sith as long as the majority of your earnings go through vetted charities.
āŖPlodā¬ skeeted: And when the Death Star explodes itās due to fraudulant accounting
āŖtiedotonā¬ skeeted: Building endless swaths of droids that do nothing but continuously experience bliss to offset any suffering caused by the Empire.
Not sure if that would be done by the Empire or the Rebellion
Little table of āai fluencyā from zapier via linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/wadefoster_how-do-we-measure-ai-fluency-at-zapier-activity-7336442774650556416-nKND
(original source https://old.mermaid.town/@Kymberly/114635617736977394)
The author says it isnāt a requirements checklist, but it does have a column marked āunacceptableā, containing gems like
Calls Al coding assistants too risky
Has never tested Al-generated code
Relies only on Stack Overflow snippets
Angry goose meme: what was the ai code generator trained on, motherfucker?
Iām sure itās a complete coincidence that the people who think itās impossible to program without StackOverflow are the same people trying to shame us for not being LLM enjoyers.
Perfection
Engineering/Adoptive: Adds eval tests to flag hallucinations
Oh look another one who secretly solved hallucinations.
Ah yes show me a senior engineer that writes tests for their internās code. So productive. Much ROI
Fractal sneer!!! Iām spinning out reading this. Every fucking pixel of this is cursed
Even the color scheme is the HN theme, looks like
I wonder where Edsger Dijkstra would fall in this table.
0,0 position, to the left of the makeupless guy above the engineering bit.
I wrote a memoir thing on my brief, dystopic time at Google . Iām not sure if me reminiscing about the time when I sold out fits the topic of the forum, but I think a lot of it qualifies as sneering and might generally interest this audience.
It is definitely of interest, it might be worth making it a post on its own. Itās a good reminder than even before Google cut the phrase ādonāt be evilā, they were still a megacoporation, just with a slightly nicer veneer.
Iāve just finished reading it. Please make it a full post.
Did it, and added illustrations besides (to break that humongous wall of text lol). Thanks for your encouragement!
That was great! Thank you for putting in the effort to write it up.
For those of you who havenāt already seen it, r/accelerate is banning users who think theyāve talked to an AI god.
https://www.404media.co/pro-ai-subreddit-bans-uptick-of-users-who-suffer-from-ai-delusions/
Thereās some optimism from the redditors that the LLM folk will patch the problem out (āyou must be prompting it wrongā), but assume that they somehow just donāt know about the issue yet.
As soon as the companies realise this, red team it and patch the LLMs it should stop being a problem. But itās clear that theyāre not aware of the issue enough right now.
Thereās some dubious self-published analysis which coined the term āneural howlroundā to mean some sort of undesirable recursive behaviour in LLMs that I havenāt read yet (and might not, because it sounds like cultspeak) and may not actually be relevant to the issue.
It wraps up with a surprisingly sensible response from the subreddit staff.
Our policy is to quietly ban those users and not engage with them, because weāre not qualified and it never goes well.
AI boosters not claiming expertise in something, or offloading the task to an LLM? Good news, though surprising.
reddit sneerclub had some of those. I deleted the comments and banned the users with āsorry, we really arenāt equipped to help youā
stop it, get some help.pdf
damn weāve got cyberpsychos before gta 6
This FT post about the VC ghouls getting blindsided by daddies Elon and Trump fighting is pretty entertaining
https://www.ft.com/content/df15f13d-310f-47a5-89ed-330a6a379068
David Friedberg, a co-host of the All-In podcast that often features Musk and that has become a sounding board for the Trump-aligned tech world, suggested there was a broader cost to America from the spat between the US president and the Tesla boss. āChina just won,ā he posted.
Behind the scenes, prominent Silicon Valley figures were desperately trying to prevent Musk from appearing on an emergency episode of the podcast, according to two people familiar with the matter, out of concern that the billionaire would make the dispute even worse and poison the relationship with techās most powerful ally in Washington, vice-president JD Vance.
L. O. L.
Democracy dies in darkness, and WaPoās jumping headfirst into it.
The only thing gen ai is good for is being a stick to threaten labor with.
hackernews enthusiast tpacek is filled with incredulity when some friends wonāt join his new religious movement. This of course has triggered a 1200 reply long thread:
I feel like this article might deserve its own post, because I think itās the first time Iāve ever seen an attempted counter-sneer. itās written like someoneās idea of what a sneer is (tpacek swears sometimes and says he doesnāt give a shit! so many paragraphs into giving a shit!) but all the content is awful bootlicking and points that donāt stand up to even mild scrutiny? and now Iām wondering if tpacekās been reading us and thatās why heās upset, or if this is what an LLM shits out if you ask it to write critihype in the tone of a sneer
I bet youāre right on the money.
Edit: someone deep in the thread dared him to post a video of one of his coding speedruns if itās so good, which tickled me
fly.io is closed source, of course heās not gonna show you the engineering excellence. trust me bro, you fool, you poltroon,
Special bootlicking points:
Source: xcancel.com
@PITLORDMOSH: weirdly dev-hostile take for a company blog
@tqbf (The author of the blogpost): I tried to post it on my personal blog and Kurt wouldnāt let me.
For reference Kurt is the CEO of the company that the author works for: https://archive.md/Z2xvg
(e: wtf, phone client posted to subthread despite top reply arrow icon. bug bug buuuuug. the jank is ever present)
This almost reads like tptacek doesnāt understand why lucidityās piece a year ago was so effective and tried to write it from the opposite angle by punching down instead of punching up.
Iād have thought that a guy who writes on the internet like itās a competition sport could recognize the obvious problems of this, but maybe Iām just a vibe coding Youtuber.
Not high on the list of thought crimes, but a particular ick for me:
Also: 100% of all the Bash code you should author ever again
Why the bash hate?
Fr, eschewing the command line is the cs guy version of not being able to change a flat tire
Unsneering, I think because it has all sorts of invisible behaviors that work ok in isolation/for the common case but then eventually combine to bite you in the ass. Shellshock, for example; I think Thomas did a pretty decent rant about that one when it came out (damn, has it been more than 10 years already?)
speaking as someone who uses bash all the time, itās a fully equipped programming language and you absolutely should not use it as one because itās made of footbullets. Use Python. For extra sysadmin flavour, make it a Python script that does all the hard bits with a system call to bash.
make it a Python script that does all the hard bits with a system call to bash
Oh god, please no. I have PTSD from 50-line Python scripts by anti-bash fundamentalists full of
os.system,subprocess.runand/orsubprocess.callthat could have just been 15-line bourne shell scripts.If youāre gluing programs together, shell scripts are often the best way to do it. If youāre not gluing programs together, do you even Unix? If you want to be fundie about it, obey
shellcheck.It sucks that bash is such a footgun. Perl was supposed to fix a lot of that, but now everyone hates it, because it also lets people to do clever and subtly incorrect things, which have then become quasi-idiomatic. Mom, can we have a sensible human-computer interface?
Thatās a whole lotta words to say āIām a bad programmer who aspires to be a bad manager of a team of programmers.ā
heās not a bad programmer, which is part of the problem here.
I guess thatās fair. I was focusing in on his attitude towards craft, which seems incompatible with actually taking pride in doing a good job as opposed to simply skating by. But while I still take issue with his attitude there and want to give him a clockwork orange-style refresher about tech debt I think a bigger problem is that heās taking predictable problems of the median programmer trying to use these systems and saying, effectively, āget gudā. This is especially galling given that the tech here is going to replace or supplant the kind of junior developer roles that allowed fresh graduates to actually get that experience that allows you to shepherd the next generation of junior devs (or I guess LLM assistants now).
fwiw, thereās a telling detail about ptaÄekās attitude to people who he doesnāt see as his equals or peers: today is a second day in a row when heās not able to use proper pronouns with regard to hazel weakly (who dared to criticise his article), despite being corrected by more than one person.
itās either malice, or the principal engineer at fly dot io is not able to remember a single fact despite being informed about it three times.
This piece, although in a way defeatist, also gives me hope because thereās at least one other person who has the same general feeling about LLMs that I do, and is a better writer.
https://blog.glyph.im/2025/06/i-think-im-done-thinking-about-genai-for-now.html
Iām gonna think that the latest drumbeat of pro-LLM posts (tpacekās screed, this excrescense) is a last gasp of a system running in midair like the Coyote, before the VC money dries up.
Lobsters went down a VC financing rabbit hole the other day (thanks to me and @dgerard) and a user horked up this absolutely bonkers defense of OpenAI losing a galactic sum of money:
https://lobste.rs/s/wjb9ox/minio_removes_web_ui_features_from#c_rgatzz
(reproduced below in case it is removed in shame)
OpenAI is very different. They mainly lose money on ChatGPT, but itās not really lost money, because they in turn accumulate fresh daha to further train their models. Data that none of their competitors have access to.
OpenAI is also different because AI is a major geopolitical factor at the moment and unless youāve been living in a cave lately, you must have noticed that geopolitics is much more important than money these days. ChatGPT is an incredible intelligence gathering channel and cutting access to AI APIs would make US sanctions hurt that much more. The only other country that can compete with US companies when it comes to bulk training data access is China, via their social media alternatives like TikTok and RedNote. You can imagine the geopolitical implications of that too.
Bashing my own head with a rock might seem harmful to my brain, but it also leaves minerals lodged in my skull. Minerals I can then sell to buy a bigger rock.
First we mine, then we craft hey does anyoune else smell burnt toast?
Sounds like they should nationalize OpenAI.
lol jfc
