lmao Chat and Hasan absolutely lost it when they came across this shit today
I mean what can you even say lmao
Over under on Hasan trying to slide into this person’s DMs?
If I woke up and discovered I had posted something like this after being black out drunk, I might actually die of embarrassment.
Would be nice if the mods here became benevolent and banned cringe for our sakes. Instead, they malevolently murder our best bits and let the multiplying evil of cringe live on.
Lmao wtf chat is this real?
Aside: if you’re under 35 and you call yourself “Grungette” that’s some sad le wrong generation shit there.
annoying, sure I can see it if you are a lib, but spineless? The guy literally can’t stop himself from fighting with his haters and getting in trouble for it.
Yes I realize this not what I should be focusing on in this cursed photograph
“The end of my dick justifies the means of your stomach” is a lot to unpack psychologically as well as grammatically. Im not really sure what sex act that would imply. At no point should the end of your dick be in someone’s stomach if that’s what its implying, that means your probably killing the person and your dick is being digested and also your dick is just like…way too big, like unhinged rule 34 scribbles big. Or his dick literally is justifying the means of the stomach which is essentially breaking down solids into a digestible form and she’s been on an all liquid diet but believes Hasan’s cum is a solid thus justifying the means of the stomach? I get horny talk doesn’t necessarily follow normal logic and is generally less literal and closer to poetic. No one has said they were gonna eat someone out and then brought them outdoors and cannibalized them unless Amelia BeDelia had some darkly awkward first encounters. But this…this makes no fucking sense. Even the end of a dick justifying the means of a normal body part for a dick to be in would be fine, still doesn’t really work as a pun but close enough
“The end of my dick justifies the means of your stomach” is a lot to unpack psychologically as well as grammatically. Im not really sure what sex act that would imply. At no point should the end of your dick be in someone’s stomach if that’s what its implying, that means your probably killing the person and your dick is being digested and also your dick is just like…way too big, like unhinged rule 34 scribbles big.
I think maybe you’re over thinking this. “Rearrange my guts!” is a pretty common line among people who are, for lack of a better term, “size queens”, who get off on how large their partner’s phallus is, it’s not meant to be taken literally because that would result in death. Yes, even the biggest dick ever is never going to reach someone’s stomach, but clearly they’re just saying they like to image that Hassan has a big dick and they would enjoy having said dick inside of them.
Rearrange my guts is also gross but to be specific I just figured that meant that a vag or butt was being nailed hard enough that organs would be bumping together and not like…penetration that goes all the way to the digestive tract. I get the idea but the phrasing is very out there.
I think the lib heard the phrase “seize the means of production” and also the phrase “the ends justify the means” and then, because both use the word means and libs are dumb, decided that the second one must also be a socialist turn of phrase.
Admins can we make this a site tagline?
Im looking into making it my epitataph
Is this the new Ann Coulter copypasta?
amusing
