I swear to the gods, this would’ve been the most likely outcome if the borg had assimilated my ISP. It’s not even a big one. I am definitely their only customer with my last name.
"The place that my surname refers to has been misspelt, renamed, wiped out of existence, and replaced by an entirely different type of geographical entity. I, along with my ancestors have travelled ten thousand miles away from the origin of that place, and for the last 5 generations, I am the sole male hair, and none of those people have set foot in this country, AND it’s originally not in the writing system of this country.
HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT IT’S ME!? I’M THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS SURNAME NOT ONLY WITHIN THE LAST 5000 MILES, BUT THE LAST ONE ALIVE!"
I swear to the gods, this would’ve been the most likely outcome if the borg had assimilated my ISP. It’s not even a big one. I am definitely their only customer with my last name.
"The place that my surname refers to has been misspelt, renamed, wiped out of existence, and replaced by an entirely different type of geographical entity. I, along with my ancestors have travelled ten thousand miles away from the origin of that place, and for the last 5 generations, I am the sole male hair, and none of those people have set foot in this country, AND it’s originally not in the writing system of this country.
HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT IT’S ME!? I’M THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS SURNAME NOT ONLY WITHIN THE LAST 5000 MILES, BUT THE LAST ONE ALIVE!"