It’s normal. He’s just as confused about the idea of a Borg queen as everybody as they watched First Contact.
“I didn’t know we had a Queen. I thought we were an autonomous collective.”
I wonder if that should have been “Thank you for calling Borg Customer Service, 3 of 6 here, how may I assimilate you? You do know resistance is futile.”
My next album will be titled, Borg Hold Music.
Sir, we found this old customer service software in some 21st century ruins in upstate New York. Out analysis say we could use it to trap the Borg in a loop, causing them to ultimately self destruct.
The Prime Directive… Uh… Weeeeell…
I swear to the gods, this would’ve been the most likely outcome if the borg had assimilated my ISP. It’s not even a big one. I am definitely their only customer with my last name.
"The place that my surname refers to has been misspelt, renamed, wiped out of existence, and replaced by an entirely different type of geographical entity. I, along with my ancestors have travelled ten thousand miles away from the origin of that place, and for the last 5 generations, I am the sole male hair, and none of those people have set foot in this country, AND it’s originally not in the writing system of this country.
HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT IT’S ME!? I’M THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS SURNAME NOT ONLY WITHIN THE LAST 5000 MILES, BUT THE LAST ONE ALIVE!"
The Borg make for terrible conversation. They just drone on and on and on.
.wav … priceless! 😁
A sample of borg hold music is required. Is it the dial up sound?
LOUDNESS WARING : Borg_hold_music.wav
I want to introduce Node 4-7 to Ned the nanite from MST3k. He doesn’t go to the john without a service order.
Lmao
Borg_hold_music.wav
Bravo! 👏
