I proposed to my wife by kidnapping her and putting her in a custom built underground cell for a week depriving her of natural light and only feeding her white rice and Gatorade. Every night I’d blast the theme song to Barney at full volume into the cell.
Finally I came down in a mask with a box and told her she had to see what was inside, and sure enough it was a ring.
She said no, and now im doing five years in prison
#GamersRiseUp #MGTOW
smh you forgot to put high doses of LSD into the gatorade
The Clint Eastwood gif in the original thread is most appropriate.
I’d say yes just to take the ring, sell that bitch, buy some Pabst and just get tanked.
What a fucking clown.
M’am the beer is going to treat you way better than he is.
What the FUCK
This is grounds for murder tbh. Straight up mock execution
check the one I posted last year with the same title, let me grab it for ya
They’re lucky someone didn’t walk into the store, see a guy pointing a gun at people cowering on the floor, then open fire with a real gun, thinking they’re saving the lives of three people. Like holy shit there’s so much that can go wrong here. Especially if some cop saw this going down and decided this was the perfect time to spray and pray a store.
I literally can’t. I’ve made a big sign that I carry out and about that says “LOOKING FOR A SWITCH2-FREE GIRL FRIEND” and I’ve only met one woman with it and she had a Switch2 and said she thought I was joking and I said I definitely wasn’t and then a bunch of stuff that my lawyer told me not to talk about happened.
Sucks.
Imagining my future girlfriend coming home with a Switch 2 box. I freak out. She says “look inside the box.” I look. It’s a wedding ring. She asks “will you marry me?”
I say no. How fucking dare you ruin this moment with your little scheme.
Switch 2 is apparently really bad tho
Is it as bad as The Patriarchy?
I’m going to say it.
The Switch 2 is patriarchal.
No, I will not explain.
Ah yeah Inside Edition, being classy since forever.
coming around to the conclusion that the cishets have never been okay
how did this moron get a first date?
bar is below hell tbh
wouldn’t know, i haven’t had an in-person conversation outside of immediate family in years
are you saying I should cancel my plans to fake an active shooting to propose to my gf
Incredibly fucked up but also so funny at the same time
Lmao.
Look ive had some bad ideas before but at least I never got close to this
he is hacking the suspension bridge effect.
Jesus Christ, what could possess a man to do that
