Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I’m too lazy xD
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
Michael Cena
Seth Rogan
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
Woody Harrelson
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
The President as an actor?!
Shaq
Oh man, I almost want him to try xD
Fern Brady
Have I met these henchmen before?
Logan Paul
Neil Breen… remember, eyes on Breen
