- Shants? Trainousers? - Poos? 
- Trainousers - Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus? - Slaps top of trainosauraus - The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles 
 
- I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as ‘shights’. - Scots would find that hilarious, as I’m writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland - whit are ye weirin? - shites 
- UK but not Scotland. Don’t tell me shights are a thing? - “Shite” is slang for “shit” - Ah, yes, that’s the joke. 
 
 
 
 
 
- Shoes, indoors? - Shit, I don’t even wear pants in my home - even when guests are there? - Especially when guests are there. 
- Guests, you say? - To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an “especcially then” but i currently have an excess of weird energy) 
 
 
 
 
- What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside? - People from the u.s. - why not just eat off the floor at that point? - I don’t know, in my country, we take our shoes off at the entrance. 
 
 
 
- What’s with the switching back and forth between “you” and “u”? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it. 
- Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. “Me, next time I come over.” 🤣 - Do you actually wear shoes in your house? - If I am entering or leaving, yeah. - Where do you keep your shoes? - The shoe corner. 
 
- Same. I’m not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it’s not too bad. 
 
 
- Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn’t think you’re crushing on them. 😂 - We’re special friends who cuddle naked 😌 - Oh, well then, carry on lol 
- Hot 
 
 
 
- This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying. - Same for Me. Which isn’t hard at all if I think about it. - Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard. - Boooooooooo!!! 
 
 
 
- Only works if you’re a show-er though - Or erect 
- There’s life hacks for that too… - I’m listening - Strategically placed socks - Or bring a box - Cut a hole in the box - And that’s the way you do it! 
 
 
 
- I guess take a Viagra before heading over - You’ll still need to fluff it 
 
 
 
 
- This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single. - This post is not about keeping shoes on - Shh, let’s keep them innocent. 
- It is, though. You wouldn’t make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn’t think it’s moronic to keep your shoes on when inside. 
 
- Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you’d imagine, especially the carpets. - Maybe it’s a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you’d be the chosen one or something like that. 
 
- He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer. - In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes  - So technically, Jotaro doesn’t wear trousers in part 6, just shoes. 
 
- Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand. - Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door. 
- I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself? 
 
- “Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?” 
- one knows that one must do it to another 
- Why do I kinda want a pair 
- Aah yes, finally, the rizzler 
- you don’t wash your ass, you don’t take off your shoes inside… it’s funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages 











