it’s joever 
That food is SCREAMING ghost kitchen
They hired the Mr. Beast Burger guy, so yeah lol
LMAO it’s worse than just being terrible, it’s so predictable
Shit like this kinda pisses me off because if I had enough money to open my own restaurant and hire the best chefs I’d actually make some good shit instead of this pathetic 1950’s ass bullshit
I mean fuck even if you wanted to serve traditional diner food, you could make GOOD diner food. It’s not hard at all, especially with Elons money.
It’s wild how easy and relatively cheap it would be to make everything super luxurious but subsidized just to “troll the crazy lefties” cause everyone who isn’t ideologically opposed to billionaires would be loving it. Such an easy opportunity to buy favor and it still gets fucked up.
:my-hero: probably really likes 1950s Americana. I can’t quite put my finger on why that might be.
charging station-cum-restaurant
How can a cum restaurant not be successful!?!?!
if you don’t have the chinese milking room that
warned us about it’s probably harder to stay supplied
CW meat, worst looking grilled cheese
Image sums up the future of the US nicely.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk first announced Tesla Diner in 2018, and it finally opened seven years later
And people worship this guy
I wish they had a picture of the hot dog, because on the menu that just looks pathetic for $13.
That wiener lacks girth
It looks like they bought the cheapest frozen shit at a store and threw it into a hot af pan immediately
pro chef tip: you can compensate for cheap, low quality ingredients by using more heat
burned bread, barely melted
cheeseprocessed “cheese” product. couldn’t have fucked it up more if they triedno that’s a melt
Even the Epic Bacon has been taken off the menu, with non-epic bacon available as an add-on to burgers and grilled cheese sandwiches
non-epic bacon
they’re using woke bacon now 😔
non-epic bacon
I’m sorry, I thought this was America
They removed the Epic Bacon (and the sandwich which listed it as an ingredient), but kept the wagyu chili?
beef
beef, japan
charging station-cum
That hot dog looks really uncanny
it’s been open for what, two weeks?
