Donald Trump was seen with a noticeable layer of makeup on his right hand on Friday as he left the White House, amid ongoing speculation about his health. The 79-year-old is believed to have used makeup to hide bruising on his hand on several occasions since returning to office, but the application appeared particularly thick during his visit to The People’s House museum.
Trumpie ain’t going to die for another 20 years. Why? The universe fucking hates us.
Look at the other gaint pieces of shit, they all lived into their mid 80s or longer.
Jimmy Saville - Died: October 29, 2011 (age 84 years)
Henry Kissinger - Died: November 29, 2023 (age 100 years)
James C. Dobson - Died: August 21, 2025 (age 89 years)It’s a shame it’s not likely to be gangrene.
Oh wow, he’s got a new emotional support hat
There’s not a god, because he’s lived this long. But I pray to god he dies soon, ideally while I’m typing this.
If only prayer worked.
The dude is 80, of course he’s got health issues. It’d be weird if he didn’t
Term limits and age limits
“Fears”??? What an odd way to spell “Hopes”. Also, Release the Epstein files.
Completely unrelated, but what are your favorite jumping spiders?
Portia are up there. And there are a couple large Phiddipus species with red butts that my grad school Buds used to keep as pets. They were Mutellid mimics and were very entertaining critters
Ha yeah Portia are awesome! And as far as the Phids do you mean P. johnsoni? I love them too! I currently have a mated pair in my spood collection, hoping for an eggsac…
Epstein
that wound is the epstein telling hand, hes trying to shut it up.
He’s lived a long time for somebody without a heart.
That’s because he’s the EpsTin List Man.
What does he have instead, some kind of grease trap?
Health fears?
Who fears for his health?
The fears are that he remains healthy enough to continue to do more damage.
Fears?
Yes, I fear that at this pace it’ll take a while. :(
Lmao “fears” isn’t quite the right word for this one.
Yeah, I’d use “teases.” As a non-American, this has been like the greatest teaser since 2016 ish. Maybe Americans have been hating him before then.
Release the Trumpstein files.
The only way health fears and Taco should be in the same sentence is the fear related to health when it comes to conservative policies like: cutting Medicaid, cutting medical research, increased pollution, etc…I don’t have any fear at all when it comes to Taco’s personal health issues.
Donald Trump health fears erupt yet again over the disappeance of strange spot on hand.
He didn’t cut the White House / Presidential medical insurance though.
https://www.healthinsuranceproviders.com/what-health-insurance-does-the-president-have/
I can’t believe Vance looks like an improvement. The bar is so low now we’ll have to start drilling to find it.
Please let him keel over. Please.
