favourite state of matter?
Solidus. Which is Russian for something
Ok so is ama just a joke sub now?
Nobody is interesting irl
I’ve posted joke AMAs more or less since the board existed
Noted. Thx.
how do you feel about your boss?
do you ever wonder why we’re still here?
I used to be a cook. He has goggles that say I am Combat Unit S rank. His rank goggles were made by other people he kidnapped with a balloon. My old name was Yuri Popov. Now I am the ‘Raving Crocodile’. I am a quiet man and am not a crocodile.i wish to go home. It seems I am working on some sort of military oil rig and everyone is really strange and likes getting hit by the boss.
It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god, watching over us, with, like, a plan for us and stuff? I dont know, but it keeps me up at night.
… What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
How did you feel watching the US invasion of Afghanistan unfolding in 2001 and 2002?
I died in 1984 when my boss shot me cause I had the flu. It was just the medical wing, not everyone had some weird parasite
Damn, you missed out on the premiere of the Simpsons.
Somehow The Boss had a cassette from my favorite western Gothic rock and roll band called The Cure, ironically. It was a song that wouldnt be recorded until almost 10 years later! Very suspicious. Robert Smith was very not in love on Fridays in 1984
whats up with that giant robot
Its decorative. Doesn’t even work
I heard rumours of a so-called “dushman” in Afghanistan. Are they believable?
Did you enjoy the ride in?
The Fulton wasnt so bad, but talking to Pequod the whole ride back was really something else. That helicopter had SO MUCH FUEL. It could fly from the base to both Central Africa and Afghanistan without refueling. Wherever we were that shouldn’t be remotely realistic for either.
