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Demonstrating that you’re definitely the isle of sanity in a sea of madness by leaving a rant about trans people and white genocide as a review for a video game about a bug.
You will
eatslice the bugsThose goddamn trans people and their pronouns! I (gamer who totally doesn’t care enough about gender to make “Two Genders” my literal Steam name) am the only sane one here!
0.4 hours on record lol this person made it 24 minutes before getting so pissed about woke that they went on a nazi rant in the steam reviews, and yet we are the ones who are supposedly too sensitive
Probably part of a group who targets games, buys them to leave a verified purchased review, then exploits steam policies to refund the game under 2 hours of play.
The top review for a game called “Hugsparkles Social Skills Adventure: Friendship Cuddles!”:
bro couldnt even last 30 minutes before he got triggered and broke down into a tantrum LMFAOO
i bet all 24 mins of him playing he was just WAITING for something so he could throw his hands up in anger and make himself out to be the ultimate victim
i also love how these sorts of really dumb people think they need to write an essay about their “thoughts” on any platform that will allow for it. cant even read reviews for gatorade flavors without seeing some antiwoke crusader crashing out in the comments while thinking he’s saying something profound like anybody will give a fuck
my other favorite genre of steam review is someone with like >1,000 hrs of gameplay that gives a bulleted list of reasons why the game sucks.
my favorite stories are heavy on the subtext radiating off an unreliable narrator.
average gamer behavior (dw you are the outlier @GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net :) )
I hate wokeI identify as Two Genders
Silksong went woke will go broke
Silkposts are getting out of hand
there is only 1 God, 2 genders and 3 dimensions, any deviation from this is blasphemy against the natural order
Anti-spacetime aktion
There are only 3 dimensions and log3(2) of them are taken by Cantor’s staircase.
Is Cantor’s staircase used in the Hilbert hotel?
Sadly, the hotel’s managers didn’t order any charts for it, so nobody knows how to build one there. They didn’t even bother getting any topology for it.
What game is this for?
Silksong
most likely silksong
Could be any new game, the critic is always the same shit
Frogger (1981)
You jest, but my parents wouldn’t let me play Tetris because it was Soviet propaganda
Good call. I played Tetris and now I’m a communist
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