9:15 I’m helping the guy and walk up to see 3 teenagers standing next to the open sign. They ask me “how do we turn this off?”
BY TURNING THE BIG SWITCH THAT SAYS ON/OFF TO FUCKING OFF!!!
Like are they actually this incompetent or are they playing so I don’t expect anything of them? I’m leaning towards the former since this act of incompetence was actually potentially creating MORE work for them.


One of the things I adore about Americans is their ability to answer things off the cuff on subjects they know nothing about. We should all aspire to a fraction of that self confidence and optimism lol
“What countries fought in the American civil war?”
“Uh, France, Germany, and, like, Singapore? I think?”
Yeah, you nailed it. There’s a country-wide fear of the phrase “I don’t know”.