oh my god candace, it’s reptilians. i swear to god fucking noobs coming in, not caring about the lore and just making shit up
candace owens pls lurk more
reptiles bleed.
the reptiles of this theory are clearly not ordinary reptiles, because y’know, ordinary reptiles that you would meet during the course of your life cannot wear mostly lifelike human faces. i think this detail of the theory cannot be stressed enough.
sure thing, palpatine. Was Sheev even human, do we even KNOW?
I’m not submitting a blood test, if that’s what you’re implying should happen, because I had to do one to enter Jedi training to measure my midichlorian level (eugenics) and it’s bothered me since.
sorry they’re clearly crab people?
crab people celebrate the deaths of fascists
so no, crabs are our friends
Humans Dan and Sarah went to Planet Crab to see what was there. There they found huge crabs! It made them happy to see. They wanted to know how crabs become so powerful and the answer is familiar: Crabitalism — the new & exciting economic system. Human lives are ground to death and digested for the good of a select group of giant crabs! Everyone is running and smiling. The crabs are getting bigger! It is good to make powerful crabs more powerful. Humans Dan and Sarah want to tell their planet about Crabitalism now!
Crabitalism facts:
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Humans love to serve powerful crabs
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Giant and powerful crabs make planets better
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Human suffering small price for giant crabs
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Everyone smiles at crabs
Ah so it does trickle down at the end :3
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Critical support for Klandace’s wrecker behavior towards the right wing.
I love me some good fash infighting.
Peter Theil is like: I am suing for defamation! I am absolutely sure I can bleed, I have fresh human blood infused daily!
as he pats his blood sac, which supplies the blood to his unholy organs but also to the special “bleeding points” where he can pretend to be human
He has a plastic lapel flower he can bleed from, I’ll have you know
Oh no don’t cause a schism in maga world with the technocrats pitted against the true believers I’d HATE to see that.
just because she’s an absurd dumbass and the self-declared mayor of bananatown doesn’t mean she’s wrong about this.
I think the claim that they don’t bleed needs to be tested.
Are any of them attending any open venue speaking engagements anytime soon? Just curious.
Thoroughly
Maybe she’s wearing They Live contact lenses
I know Qanon and he said this is completely true.
Also Qanon said that Peter Thiel is an extended Tim Robinson bit.
This is zuck erasure
Mark Zuckerberg is one of them terrifying milk robots from from an Alien film.
phrasing
Zuck was the original prototype, no one is under any illusion that he’s human.
oh hey it’s antisemitism classic
Are we FINALLY seeing it? Right-wing infighting?
Fucking good, I’m tired of the worst ghouls all being one big happy family.
I can fix her
Brace is that you
Gross.
Candace should test her theory about whether they can bleed, keeping in mind that a sample size of 1 isn’t significant.
Critical support to Candace for being right in this one instance. Also when she said Israel killed Charlie Kirk. So two instances.
Also when she said Israel killed Charlie Kirk.
I don’t think this is true, but it is extremely funny how Netanyahu’s “I did not kill Charlie Kirk” shirt is causing many questions which are already answered by the shirt.
The Hidden (1987)
Broken clock theory is not grounds to allow someone to cook. Musk was not worth listening to when he was feuding with Trump or vice versa either.
