• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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          If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather

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            is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt

            edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website

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              Utilikilt.com?

              It’s something like Kleenex. It’s a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company’s trademark (and they’re not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.

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              I feel like I’ve seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn’t think anything beyond “oh, cool,” and then going about the rest of my day.

              Really depends on where you live, I’m sure. But around my area of the US, I don’t think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You’d probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.

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    He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?

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    Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy

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    If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago

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    God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I’m not a social person.

    Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?

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      I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don’t because fuck 'em, that’s why?

      If none of these things, try worming tablets.

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        the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos

        so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard

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    If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.

    I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.

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      IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.

      TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.

      FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.

      MONEY NOW!

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        I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!

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          HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.

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    What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can’t handle a magnet?