I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?I’m not sure most Christians these days are concerned about spotting false idols.
It is literally taking the Lord’s name in vanity.
,♥️ back you.
Satan you say?
That story is from 2023
Oops, it’s all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what’s actually happening.
Interesting roster
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
You know, one possible reason why Ea Nasir kept that complaint was because it was so ridiculous and Karen-esque and he had the best copper in the region and now he’s forever known as the guy with the bad quality copper.
Christians sure do love their blasphemy
Surely the second commandment was more of a suggestion.
They treat most of them as suggestions
Look, as long as I can keep the mistranslations that back up my internalized bigotry, I’m good.
Rules only ever apply to the out-group.
i’m not christian. my god enjoys creative blasphemy. what’s your point?
that’s about as graven as an image can be lol
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
That’s what the priests are for.
Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
True, but then again we’re talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.
Oh, no argument about the lividity of the Bible!
What a terrible day to be literate
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.
Didn’t the pope already say it was sacrilegious to do this?
All the AIs are trained on public domain texts like the bible, just prompt your favorite AI to take on the role.
But there are issues of perspective even within the bible, like who are the reliable narrators? Who was pushing an obvious agenda or how was the text changed in the ensuing millennia? AI is not a biblical scholar, that’s a whole different, more complex concept.
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
Querying the bible, including Caananite sources for which everything before Moses is based on, you get to conclude the Moses was a Hasbara piece of shit warmonger who invented everything to split from Caananite traditions. New Testament/Jesus only makes sense if he is being politically polite/correct in addressing Jews about what a piece of shit Moses was. Religion based on the bible is still first and foremost, power for the religious body that can be maximized through alliance with Kings/politicians. Take people’s souls to sell them for the most demonic purposes is the profit of religion.
AI is good a biblical/period history research. Pastors are good at telling you the most important part of the bible is how to support Israel supremacy to bring about Armaggedon/rapture as “your” reward.
A lot of Christians think the pope is a Satanist
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
Methinks this is the point, create silo’d echo chambers that are tailored to the individual’s biases. They can’t possibly keep up with all the different denominations and their particular spin on interpreting the bible, nor do they care to. AI, though, can hallucinate any confirmation desired and be convincing while doing it.
Regardless of your thoughts on religion, this is a total trash AI chatbot.
It’s just a custom ChatGPT edit: with Bible verses as a RAG, and this guy charges $2.99 a month to unlock the “other characters.” As expected, zero external theological reference is used.
I’m more upset I didn’t think of it first. Literally anyone can do this.
I bet 1000 dollars that it’s not trained on shit and just a openai wrapper with the bible as rag
100%
Take pride in being more Jesus-like than any of those assholes. You’re poor because you don’t spend your time concocting ways to fleece other poor people out of what little money they have.
I feel like my unwillingness to fuck people over has really put me behind in this country lol, oh well I’d rather stick to my principles.
I’m unfortunately right there with you. I’m of an age where it is simply impossible for me to even dream of retiring. Ever. I will either die on the job, or end myself when I’m no longer able to work.
To be fair, a sack of wet hammers is more Christian than most Americans
I’m more upset I didn’t think of it first.
Maybe nobody’s done Muhammad and Buddha yet.
If you meet the Buddha on your phone, uninstall him
Do you want a Jihad? Because this is how you get a Jihad.
Edit: and I was thinking of doing Ronald Reagan and Lincoln and being that conservative cash in my own pocket, then gas lighting them all into something absurd like compassion.
Lincoln but he really likes what he’s hearing from that Marx fellow over in Germany
Do you want ICE in your house? Because this is how you get ICE in your house.
exactly, anyone could’ve build this shit in an hour. The fact that it has made the news in Christian circles is fucking concerning.
